i'd put ur ass under the table
ur an old man and non slav
me passing out from drinking is because i've already crushed a bottle
no way youd be yacking everywhere and id finsih your drink
Type shi
I got a recipe hmu
that threshold when the night of binge drinking turns from amazing to awful
hate that
just introduce coke
I got a recipe hmu
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worst dude i ever seen at wedding was someone that passed out, hit his head on the ground, then s*** himself. i haven't seen him since and i used to see him like twice a year
Eagles - The Long Run
— @Elric
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John Mald
worst dude i ever seen at wedding was someone that passed out, hit his head on the ground, then s*** himself. i haven't seen him since and i used to see him like twice a year
Eagles - The Long Run
They don’t make em how they used to…
worst dude i ever seen at wedding was someone that passed out, hit his head on the ground, then s*** himself. i haven't seen him since and i used to see him like twice a year
slapstick humor W
worst dude i ever seen at wedding was someone that passed out, hit his head on the ground, then s*** himself. i haven't seen him since and i used to see him like twice a year
typa s*** camel does
just introduce coke
i couldnt do it
i couldnt do it
Charli is disappointed
They don’t make em how they used to…
perfect for getting an ice cream at a local joint

Charli is disappointed
i dont like when she mentionsn that d***
the guy is a practicing pediatrician now
reminds me that hugedrakefan is a child therapist
Imagine having a wife and you have s***with her every day and it’s good and you’re happy. Then one day you f*** up and have s***with someone else and the s***is 100000x better than what you’re used to. And now your life is f***ed.
That’s d****

HAHAHHAA THE TIME I ENTERED PSYCHOSIS:
I cant tell if youre being mean to me anymore
Can you guys post ur worst high stories?
me and my friends climbed a big arse scaffolding when we were very drunk and young
could've all died, good times
Can you guys post ur worst high stories?
i never had a bad experience personally but we were smoking in my friends basement in high school and he got super paranoid and called him mom and started crying and we had to restrain him