Trying to figure out a funny way to kill myself so it’s not so hard on my loved ones

Thinking naked human canon

Or maybe electrocution by faulty karaoke machine

havent seen him say thsi he loves you its all lies

autoerotic aphyxiation

i still feel like i might become a hermit one day

he sounds like a hobo on this one

It's one of those things where it's never too late

2 more hours allegedly 🙄

im hungry but dont know what to eat
i want indian food but cant find any
shoutout @wey

crushed by falling piano

do u hate cutipeie

That’s a good one

y would i

i dont think im happy with that destiny though unfortunately

Knicked my little pecker with a razor in 2023 and almost bled out

i feel like im listening to a homeless guy with missing teeth and a accordion around a barrel fire in the wild west

So handsome

cut or uncut?

proof?

Sleepin in a bayou on a old rotten cot

I just said i knicked it bro

I am count dracula

heh heh heh

I need thirty beers and some teethy throat

well a knick on my pecker would be knick, but on your little pecker would cut the whole forskin off.

trust me ive ripped a few in my day

Ok, i see what you did here lol