I find you beyond fascinating

Jeb is gonna try to eat that frog

Drink more water

Maybe I've been a tad too honest.

or atleast swat it to death

You gotta start lying

I should, but I seem to be too busy and preoccupied with many a thing.

Like what

I view you the same way I view tom cruise. I really wanna know the science behind your brain and the quirky traits you have.

Work, reading, watching movies, listening to music, figuring out what I ought to have for dinner, this goshdarn forum.

So you live a completely normal pet friendly life?

You may be onto something, but I suspect I wouldn't be able to care for the cat.

Seems stressful.

What part of that would make having a pet impossible

Don't you work from home?

Like "I can't get a cat I have to watch movies" ???

I'd like them to lead the best life possible.

cats are easy you just gotta clean the litterbox

I work from home 75% of the time, yes.

when artist spends 3 hours cleaning the litterbox

Idk what the cost would be.

Need to listen to her latest one.

well, cats are free because they choose you on the street. this is referred to as the Cat Distribution System (CDS).