Orangutan

1d

Last year me and my buddy dropped acid, and we were probably like 7 hours deep into the trip when we really really wanted a vape (both of us had quit vaping and switched to pouches by that point)

One of his other friends was there and said he would drive us to a vape store, and we pulled up right around midnight

We wanted him to go grab the vapes for us because we were still super high and didn’t want to have to deal with the cashier but he said he wanted us to do it, probably for his own amusement

So we go in there, and the only employee is this old guy with his eyes facing in opposite directions

Me and dude were already struggling not to laugh, so I try to distract us by striking up a convo about what flavor we should get

The cashier butts in and says “You know them Marshalleeeeeeese? They always come in here in their sundresses and flip flops and get the WATER-MEL-ON flavor. When we bombed their island it turned em all mutant so they ain’t right…..”

And me and dude just looked at each other like this

and I spurted out “yeah we’ll do the watermelon” paid and got the hell out of dodge

Classique

1d

wtf is marshalleese

Orangutan

1d

Last year me and my buddy dropped acid, and we were probably like 7 hours deep into the trip when we really really wanted a vape (both of us had quit vaping and switched to pouches by that point)

One of his other friends was there and said he would drive us to a vape store, and we pulled up right around midnight

We wanted him to go grab the vapes for us because we were still super high and didn’t want to have to deal with the cashier but he said he wanted us to do it, probably for his own amusement

So we go in there, and the only employee is this old guy with his eyes facing in opposite directions

Me and dude were already struggling not to laugh, so I try to distract us by striking up a convo about what flavor we should get

The cashier butts in and says “You know them Marshalleeeeeeese? They always come in here in their sundresses and flip flops and get the WATER-MEL-ON flavor. When we bombed their island it turned em all mutant so they ain’t right…..”

And me and dude just looked at each other like this

and I spurted out “yeah we’ll do the watermelon” paid and got the hell out of dodge

Classique

1d

am i buggin

Orangutan

1d

Last year me and my buddy dropped acid, and we were probably like 7 hours deep into the trip when we really really wanted a vape (both of us had quit vaping and switched to pouches by that point)

One of his other friends was there and said he would drive us to a vape store, and we pulled up right around midnight

We wanted him to go grab the vapes for us because we were still super high and didn’t want to have to deal with the cashier but he said he wanted us to do it, probably for his own amusement

So we go in there, and the only employee is this old guy with his eyes facing in opposite directions

Me and dude were already struggling not to laugh, so I try to distract us by striking up a convo about what flavor we should get

The cashier butts in and says “You know them Marshalleeeeeeese? They always come in here in their sundresses and flip flops and get the WATER-MEL-ON flavor. When we bombed their island it turned em all mutant so they ain’t right…..”

And me and dude just looked at each other like this

and I spurted out “yeah we’ll do the watermelon” paid and got the hell out of dodge

e t

1d

Watermelon is the worst vape flavor too

e t

1d

I miss Peach Ice

Classique

1d

wtf is marshalleese

Classique

1d

i listened to this song for like 5 hours straight today

Tuneout

1d

mango juul…

e t

1d

Watermelon is the worst vape flavor too

e t

1d

Geek bars hit so much harder than Juul ever did but yeah def some nostalgia

Orangutan

1d

People from the Marshall Islands

We tested atomic bombs on their islands like 60 years ago so they all had to move to the U.S.

We have a pretty large Marshallese population in my area, not sure why

CutiePieHole

1d

So youre capping . What are you talking about

Like a Camillimane

1d

lotta prime p**** whew

Like a Camillimane

1d

i have no idea

i could barely follow the post

thought i was on acid for a second

Tuneout

1d

mango juul…