one swipe of that bear claw and you’re leaving earth bro

ima tie his neck into a bow

yeah but black bears are docile

Giraffe

no you wouldnt get within a neck length of that ostrich

nort might not survive a moderately sized rooster

ok but its a fight to the death. even if the bear just flails outta fear you’re getting knocked out!

but i would sleep hold it after it thinks im its friend i would be good

giraffes are big asf man

You're posting this like I'm supposed to be embarrassed. And please don't misrepresent my argument. It's not that I could just walk up and beat a giraffe. Its, in a life or death scenario, there is no way I would let a giraffe kill me.

not in a million years

bro why not

God I was dangerously drunk last night

Might be time to give it a break

the australians lost a war with the emus and you think you can 1v1 an ostrich?

no way man aint no way

so real this was me on tuesday/wednesday

They are so tall they wouldnt see me coming

I would smash his leg make him fall and t bag him after

Bro tomorrow is wc finals

U got another one in u

T-Pain too.

@Hndrxx_Free my sister is locked into carnitas trip

if my dad is into it that's where they're gonna go

he might peck me real bad but ima choke him out

I don't think you are fully understanding how big and fast an ostrich is they are multiple hundred pounds and can run like 30mph

It would beat you by stamina alone

i had 1 truly last nite

"i want to see the beaches and relax by the water" was her main point