Like a Camillimane

4h

and they still can't take him down

legendary

Bruuiisees

4h

Is Messi soccer LeBron?

JACKIE ARTIST

4h

He is like this dish you used to eat nonstop for months during your childhood, and you can't stomach it anymore because you've had it too many times.

Like a Camillimane

4h

artist hating on anything is a sign of greatness

he's always wrong

Like a Camillimane

4h

W larp

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Most Unhinged Takes in Thread History

1. Bro0o0ses: The John Lennon equivalence (pg 51012)
"I have a controversial statement to make. John Lennon was very good at writing songs but I would argue he was equally as skilled at abusing people."

The framing of "equally as skilled" — treating abuse as a craft on par with songwriting — is a sentence construction nobody else in this thread would attempt. Delivered with the formality of a prepared statement. 4 replies of people processing.

2. Bruises: The Weeknd erasure (pg 71145)
"All of Weeknd's 2020s output is basically trying to recreate this song. This song is better than Weeknd's discog."

One song > an entire discography. Not an album — the discography. The confidence of "basically trying to recreate" as an unsupported claim about a decade of output.

3. bmass: The trades take (pg 49838)
"My hot take in life is tradesmen/builders and s are way overpaid. S is jokes. Why are these bums making 7 figures."

Not music-related, which makes it worse. A completely unprompted economic position about skilled labor delivered into a music forum, calling electricians "bums." The reply "Go do it then bro lol" was the correct and only response.

4. Bro0o0ses: Mariah raps better than Em (pg 51238)
"Mariah raps better than Em."

Delivered flat, no qualifiers, in a thread with active Eminem defenders. When challenged she conceded Eminem is "obviously very skilled at rapping" but did not retract. The take stands to this day.

5. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: Culture 2 > Donda (pg 2942)
"Culture 2 is miles better than Donda. I didn't even finish Donda tbh."

Culture 2 — the album widely considered a bloated 24-track monument to quantity over quality — invoked as the superior work. The "I didn't even finish Donda" admission at the end means the comparison is between an album he finished and one he didn't, which he presented as evidence rather than a methodological problem.

6. bmass: PinkPantheress > Utopia (pg 70503)
"Pink Pantheress album better than Utopia."

5 replies. The takes-per-word efficiency here is remarkable. Six words, no defense offered, thread in shambles.

7. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: The Nort revelation (pg 52832)
"Going by how everyone itt posts... Nort gets the most b****es. Had to say this unpopular opinion."

Ranking the thread's members by implied romantic success based on posting style alone, crowning Nort, and framing it as a brave truth that needed saying. 6 replies. Nort is married, which HNDRXX either didn't know or considered supporting evidence.

8. Nort's André 3000 title drop (pg 30640)
In a list of favorite songs "off the dome": "André 3000 - I Swear, I Really Wanted to Make a 'Rap' Album but This Is Literally the Way the Wind Blew Me This Time."

Not unhinged as a take — unhinged as a commitment. He typed the entire flute album title from memory in a casual list. That title is 19 words long. Off the dome.

9. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: The Zaytoven classical music defense (pg 37325)
"Nort acting like Zaytoven didn't almost invent classical music. Nort acting like Metro Boomin didn't just make it boom. Nort acting like Nav not still in the back of a Toys"R"Us getting head."

Three escalating claims, each less defensible than the last. Zaytoven inventing classical music is a statement that exists outside of time. The Nav one isn't even a take, it's a vision.

10. Bro0o0ses: The Kanye Gold Digger prediction (pg 5415)
"Kanye stumbling his way through Gold Digger trying to resist the temptation to drop some alt-right hot take the whole time. No thanks."

A fully imagined live performance scenario, complete with internal psychological struggle, delivered as a reason to skip a hypothetical concert. The specificity of "trying to resist the temptation" — she's modeling his inner life mid-song.

Lifetime achievement: frenchpress (pg 47064)
"New burrito review: it's good. Not as good as my main burrito, but better than the old alternative I got."

Not unhinged in content — unhinged in context. A man maintaining an ongoing burrito ranking system with a designated "main burrito" and posting updates to a music forum as though subscribers were waiting. The phrase "my main burrito" implies a roster. The roster implies tryouts. Nobody asked a single question, which means the thread has fully accepted this as a recurring feature.

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4h

Most Unhinged Takes in Thread History

1. Bro0o0ses: The John Lennon equivalence (pg 51012)
"I have a controversial statement to make. John Lennon was very good at writing songs but I would argue he was equally as skilled at abusing people."

The framing of "equally as skilled" — treating abuse as a craft on par with songwriting — is a sentence construction nobody else in this thread would attempt. Delivered with the formality of a prepared statement. 4 replies of people processing.

2. Bruises: The Weeknd erasure (pg 71145)
"All of Weeknd's 2020s output is basically trying to recreate this song. This song is better than Weeknd's discog."

One song > an entire discography. Not an album — the discography. The confidence of "basically trying to recreate" as an unsupported claim about a decade of output.

3. bmass: The trades take (pg 49838)
"My hot take in life is tradesmen/builders and s are way overpaid. S is jokes. Why are these bums making 7 figures."

Not music-related, which makes it worse. A completely unprompted economic position about skilled labor delivered into a music forum, calling electricians "bums." The reply "Go do it then bro lol" was the correct and only response.

4. Bro0o0ses: Mariah raps better than Em (pg 51238)
"Mariah raps better than Em."

Delivered flat, no qualifiers, in a thread with active Eminem defenders. When challenged she conceded Eminem is "obviously very skilled at rapping" but did not retract. The take stands to this day.

5. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: Culture 2 > Donda (pg 2942)
"Culture 2 is miles better than Donda. I didn't even finish Donda tbh."

Culture 2 — the album widely considered a bloated 24-track monument to quantity over quality — invoked as the superior work. The "I didn't even finish Donda" admission at the end means the comparison is between an album he finished and one he didn't, which he presented as evidence rather than a methodological problem.

6. bmass: PinkPantheress > Utopia (pg 70503)
"Pink Pantheress album better than Utopia."

5 replies. The takes-per-word efficiency here is remarkable. Six words, no defense offered, thread in shambles.

7. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: The Nort revelation (pg 52832)
"Going by how everyone itt posts... Nort gets the most b****es. Had to say this unpopular opinion."

Ranking the thread's members by implied romantic success based on posting style alone, crowning Nort, and framing it as a brave truth that needed saying. 6 replies. Nort is married, which HNDRXX either didn't know or considered supporting evidence.

8. Nort's André 3000 title drop (pg 30640)
In a list of favorite songs "off the dome": "André 3000 - I Swear, I Really Wanted to Make a 'Rap' Album but This Is Literally the Way the Wind Blew Me This Time."

Not unhinged as a take — unhinged as a commitment. He typed the entire flute album title from memory in a casual list. That title is 19 words long. Off the dome.

9. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: The Zaytoven classical music defense (pg 37325)
"Nort acting like Zaytoven didn't almost invent classical music. Nort acting like Metro Boomin didn't just make it boom. Nort acting like Nav not still in the back of a Toys"R"Us getting head."

Three escalating claims, each less defensible than the last. Zaytoven inventing classical music is a statement that exists outside of time. The Nav one isn't even a take, it's a vision.

10. Bro0o0ses: The Kanye Gold Digger prediction (pg 5415)
"Kanye stumbling his way through Gold Digger trying to resist the temptation to drop some alt-right hot take the whole time. No thanks."

A fully imagined live performance scenario, complete with internal psychological struggle, delivered as a reason to skip a hypothetical concert. The specificity of "trying to resist the temptation" — she's modeling his inner life mid-song.

Lifetime achievement: frenchpress (pg 47064)
"New burrito review: it's good. Not as good as my main burrito, but better than the old alternative I got."

Not unhinged in content — unhinged in context. A man maintaining an ongoing burrito ranking system with a designated "main burrito" and posting updates to a music forum as though subscribers were waiting. The phrase "my main burrito" implies a roster. The roster implies tryouts. Nobody asked a single question, which means the thread has fully accepted this as a recurring feature.

FBG LIIIIT

4h

artist is sick and tired of seeing messi, as if he didnt start watching football 2 weeks ago.

Im sure if Messi was black his opinion would be different.

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Most Unhinged Takes in Thread History

1. Bro0o0ses: The John Lennon equivalence (pg 51012)
"I have a controversial statement to make. John Lennon was very good at writing songs but I would argue he was equally as skilled at abusing people."

The framing of "equally as skilled" — treating abuse as a craft on par with songwriting — is a sentence construction nobody else in this thread would attempt. Delivered with the formality of a prepared statement. 4 replies of people processing.

2. Bruises: The Weeknd erasure (pg 71145)
"All of Weeknd's 2020s output is basically trying to recreate this song. This song is better than Weeknd's discog."

One song > an entire discography. Not an album — the discography. The confidence of "basically trying to recreate" as an unsupported claim about a decade of output.

3. bmass: The trades take (pg 49838)
"My hot take in life is tradesmen/builders and s are way overpaid. S is jokes. Why are these bums making 7 figures."

Not music-related, which makes it worse. A completely unprompted economic position about skilled labor delivered into a music forum, calling electricians "bums." The reply "Go do it then bro lol" was the correct and only response.

4. Bro0o0ses: Mariah raps better than Em (pg 51238)
"Mariah raps better than Em."

Delivered flat, no qualifiers, in a thread with active Eminem defenders. When challenged she conceded Eminem is "obviously very skilled at rapping" but did not retract. The take stands to this day.

5. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: Culture 2 > Donda (pg 2942)
"Culture 2 is miles better than Donda. I didn't even finish Donda tbh."

Culture 2 — the album widely considered a bloated 24-track monument to quantity over quality — invoked as the superior work. The "I didn't even finish Donda" admission at the end means the comparison is between an album he finished and one he didn't, which he presented as evidence rather than a methodological problem.

6. bmass: PinkPantheress > Utopia (pg 70503)
"Pink Pantheress album better than Utopia."

5 replies. The takes-per-word efficiency here is remarkable. Six words, no defense offered, thread in shambles.

7. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: The Nort revelation (pg 52832)
"Going by how everyone itt posts... Nort gets the most b****es. Had to say this unpopular opinion."

Ranking the thread's members by implied romantic success based on posting style alone, crowning Nort, and framing it as a brave truth that needed saying. 6 replies. Nort is married, which HNDRXX either didn't know or considered supporting evidence.

8. Nort's André 3000 title drop (pg 30640)
In a list of favorite songs "off the dome": "André 3000 - I Swear, I Really Wanted to Make a 'Rap' Album but This Is Literally the Way the Wind Blew Me This Time."

Not unhinged as a take — unhinged as a commitment. He typed the entire flute album title from memory in a casual list. That title is 19 words long. Off the dome.

9. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: The Zaytoven classical music defense (pg 37325)
"Nort acting like Zaytoven didn't almost invent classical music. Nort acting like Metro Boomin didn't just make it boom. Nort acting like Nav not still in the back of a Toys"R"Us getting head."

Three escalating claims, each less defensible than the last. Zaytoven inventing classical music is a statement that exists outside of time. The Nav one isn't even a take, it's a vision.

10. Bro0o0ses: The Kanye Gold Digger prediction (pg 5415)
"Kanye stumbling his way through Gold Digger trying to resist the temptation to drop some alt-right hot take the whole time. No thanks."

A fully imagined live performance scenario, complete with internal psychological struggle, delivered as a reason to skip a hypothetical concert. The specificity of "trying to resist the temptation" — she's modeling his inner life mid-song.

Lifetime achievement: frenchpress (pg 47064)
"New burrito review: it's good. Not as good as my main burrito, but better than the old alternative I got."

Not unhinged in content — unhinged in context. A man maintaining an ongoing burrito ranking system with a designated "main burrito" and posting updates to a music forum as though subscribers were waiting. The phrase "my main burrito" implies a roster. The roster implies tryouts. Nobody asked a single question, which means the thread has fully accepted this as a recurring feature.

bmass

4h

I never said that and it makes no sense to

Tuneout

4h

bmass was right about pink panthress

Like a Camillimane

4h

u quoted my post

Like a Camillimane

4h

LMFAO

FBG LIIIIT

4h

i've seen hitler with better takes than him

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4h

Most Unhinged Takes in Thread History

1. Bro0o0ses: The John Lennon equivalence (pg 51012)
"I have a controversial statement to make. John Lennon was very good at writing songs but I would argue he was equally as skilled at abusing people."

The framing of "equally as skilled" — treating abuse as a craft on par with songwriting — is a sentence construction nobody else in this thread would attempt. Delivered with the formality of a prepared statement. 4 replies of people processing.

2. Bruises: The Weeknd erasure (pg 71145)
"All of Weeknd's 2020s output is basically trying to recreate this song. This song is better than Weeknd's discog."

One song > an entire discography. Not an album — the discography. The confidence of "basically trying to recreate" as an unsupported claim about a decade of output.

3. bmass: The trades take (pg 49838)
"My hot take in life is tradesmen/builders and s are way overpaid. S is jokes. Why are these bums making 7 figures."

Not music-related, which makes it worse. A completely unprompted economic position about skilled labor delivered into a music forum, calling electricians "bums." The reply "Go do it then bro lol" was the correct and only response.

4. Bro0o0ses: Mariah raps better than Em (pg 51238)
"Mariah raps better than Em."

Delivered flat, no qualifiers, in a thread with active Eminem defenders. When challenged she conceded Eminem is "obviously very skilled at rapping" but did not retract. The take stands to this day.

5. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: Culture 2 > Donda (pg 2942)
"Culture 2 is miles better than Donda. I didn't even finish Donda tbh."

Culture 2 — the album widely considered a bloated 24-track monument to quantity over quality — invoked as the superior work. The "I didn't even finish Donda" admission at the end means the comparison is between an album he finished and one he didn't, which he presented as evidence rather than a methodological problem.

6. bmass: PinkPantheress > Utopia (pg 70503)
"Pink Pantheress album better than Utopia."

5 replies. The takes-per-word efficiency here is remarkable. Six words, no defense offered, thread in shambles.

7. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: The Nort revelation (pg 52832)
"Going by how everyone itt posts... Nort gets the most b****es. Had to say this unpopular opinion."

Ranking the thread's members by implied romantic success based on posting style alone, crowning Nort, and framing it as a brave truth that needed saying. 6 replies. Nort is married, which HNDRXX either didn't know or considered supporting evidence.

8. Nort's André 3000 title drop (pg 30640)
In a list of favorite songs "off the dome": "André 3000 - I Swear, I Really Wanted to Make a 'Rap' Album but This Is Literally the Way the Wind Blew Me This Time."

Not unhinged as a take — unhinged as a commitment. He typed the entire flute album title from memory in a casual list. That title is 19 words long. Off the dome.

9. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE: The Zaytoven classical music defense (pg 37325)
"Nort acting like Zaytoven didn't almost invent classical music. Nort acting like Metro Boomin didn't just make it boom. Nort acting like Nav not still in the back of a Toys"R"Us getting head."

Three escalating claims, each less defensible than the last. Zaytoven inventing classical music is a statement that exists outside of time. The Nav one isn't even a take, it's a vision.

10. Bro0o0ses: The Kanye Gold Digger prediction (pg 5415)
"Kanye stumbling his way through Gold Digger trying to resist the temptation to drop some alt-right hot take the whole time. No thanks."

A fully imagined live performance scenario, complete with internal psychological struggle, delivered as a reason to skip a hypothetical concert. The specificity of "trying to resist the temptation" — she's modeling his inner life mid-song.

Lifetime achievement: frenchpress (pg 47064)
"New burrito review: it's good. Not as good as my main burrito, but better than the old alternative I got."

Not unhinged in content — unhinged in context. A man maintaining an ongoing burrito ranking system with a designated "main burrito" and posting updates to a music forum as though subscribers were waiting. The phrase "my main burrito" implies a roster. The roster implies tryouts. Nobody asked a single question, which means the thread has fully accepted this as a recurring feature.

bmass

4h

Wesley would still be in here if he didn’t shoot rope with Artie

bmass

4h

Wesley would still be in here if he didn’t shoot rope with Artie

bmass

4h

Wesley would still be in here if he didn’t shoot rope with Artie

JACKIE ARTIST

2y

Mariah raps better than Em.