Happy Easter From My Mom’s Cat Mystic

Yes there is a giant Winnie the Pooh in my moms yard

A cat mystic? Do they do palm readings?

They look so mysterious

I bet they were in an obscure 80s post punk cat band

Mysterious mew-sic

Mystic sold their soul to be the best meower

But then when the other cats found out....no one was there for them to meow with

They meow alone now

The band was called the purr

im in the trenches relax

They went on tour with mew order

Bruh

Twinkle I am painfully bored

is that a lynx

He’s the dude who reports people

Licked the balls and everything

No gag reflex having b****es

You’re at work?

Yep

For how long?

5 more hours

Damn that’s long

I tried to take a nap but some people came in, very inconsiderate of them

@bMass28

I don’t listen ambient at all

When did you start working today?

11:50