Orangutan

2h

@Camille I'm such a moron bro

I followed Kron's advice and watched the live tab for an event to jump to like 95% right before it ends, saw one jump up to 95%, put my money on it, it kept climbing to 99%

then it started dropping by double digits

got down to like 65%, I panic cashed

turned out it was some sort of esports event thats not on a timer and the other team was making a crazy comeback out of nowhere

Team I bet on ended up locking it down in the end but after my panic sell my portfolio went from $270 to $201

I can't complain because that's still a free $111 but dawg it's like I'm cursed or something

some comical bullshit happens to me every single day of my retard existence

Orangutan

2h

I chose me.

Orangutan

2h

I don't remember the exact numbers, but Gamma (ye's current label) was talking mad s*** all week about how bully was on pace to sell like 300K or some s***

Initial HDD projections were like 250k

I bet that it was gonna go number one over BTS' second week (they ended up selling 187K) and that it was gonna sell like 160K+ fw

Then gamma was on some bs and refused to report to Hits Daily Double, so they dropped their final prediction to like 100K

Which shouldn't have mattered because HDD is not an official source, you'd think it'd resolve on official billboard numbers

But if you read the fine print for the bet, they said they were going on HDD final numbers

So I lost that money

Orangutan

2h

Gonna go buy some beer and shooters

Like a Camillimane

2h

some of the funniest moments of the last 3 years have occurred from users itt being themselves

so many hilarious personalities here

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

2h

This is crazy af

I rememeber the whole number stuff that week. Gamma was being mad shady lmao

Also going agaisnt bts stans...

Crazy bet to even make tbh anything involving ye is a bomb

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

2h

This is crazy af

I rememeber the whole number stuff that week. Gamma was being mad shady lmao

Also going agaisnt bts stans...

Crazy bet to even make tbh anything involving ye is a bomb

glorpo

2h

@Tuneout wanna paint tonight?

Stankie

2h

Ol Rangy such a chud bro

Like a Camillimane

2h

i thought he was gimmick posting about kalshi when this was happening

didn't realize he was actually in the weeds

rvi

2h

"prediction markets" are laying waste to society

rvi

2h

"prediction markets" are laying waste to society

Orangutan

2h

My mystery roommate sure loves to talk on speaker phone and cook three full-kitchen meals a day right outside my door

I love him so much

Orangutan

2h

My mystery roommate sure loves to talk on speaker phone and cook three full-kitchen meals a day right outside my door

I love him so much

EchiPantheress

2h

should marry him

Like a Camillimane

3h

@KodakSpice if u were really rich would u pay celebrities to date you for PR/social media boost