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    Orangutan

    xi jinping lived in a cave and lifted like 100 million out of poverty, authoritarianism be damned

    crazy that their biggest problem seems to be getting too much dip on their chip with hard pushing education, leading to a younger generation that's overeducated and parents that refuse to let their kids become a "laborer"

    Pretty sure they deadass banned tutors like 5 years ago and now there's a black market for tutoring because parents are still that competitive

    So now you have a bunch of young people with degrees that worked their asses off with nothing to show for it, and a plunging birthrate because having kids is so expensive and the young people are already demoralized

    Or at least thats my cursory understanding of it

  • CutiePieHole

    Didnt know chinese had presidents thought they has emperors

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    turntout

    Do I not get some social credit for big upping Xi in the first part

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    Orangutan

    xi jinping lived in a cave and lifted like 100 million out of poverty, authoritarianism be damned

    crazy that their biggest problem seems to be getting too much dip on their chip with hard pushing education, leading to a younger generation that's overeducated and parents that refuse to let their kids become a "laborer"

    Pretty sure they deadass banned tutors like 5 years ago and now there's a black market for tutoring because parents are still that competitive

    So now you have a bunch of young people with degrees that worked their asses off with nothing to show for it, and a plunging birthrate because having kids is so expensive and the young people are already demoralized

    Or at least thats my cursory understanding of it

    i know nothing about china.

    all i know is the people who live there are commonly extremely kind to travellers, the food probably gas, its very old, they used to have a one child policy but got rid of it, started covid and they have a lot of censorship. ooh and pollution in some places.

    thats it really. id love to visit there!

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    turntout

    we can all agree putin a badass though

    what do you have to be made of to rise through the ranks of the kgb and become the dictator of like the second most powerful country in the world. one that doesnt even have real elections.

    truly insane he really is a sociopath genius

    he could kill me with his hands tied behind his back, even if i had a drone strike team

    He seems scary I don't care for him really

  • Orangutan

    Do I not get some social credit for big upping Xi in the first part

  • Br00ses

    He seems scary I don't care for him really

    scary to me too!

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    Someone flooded the bathroom somehow and the toilet wouldn't stop flushing so I just like turned the water off and put an out of order sign

    Idek what they expect me to do about that right now I can't clean it I'm the only one here

  • grapefruit flavoured sparkling water my new favourite

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    Br00ses

    Someone flooded the bathroom somehow and the toilet wouldn't stop flushing so I just like turned the water off and put an out of order sign

    Idek what they expect me to do about that right now I can't clean it I'm the only one here

    100% right move

    as long as they dont fire u, id avoid cleaning the flooded toilet at all costs

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    turntout

    100% right move

    as long as they dont fire u, id avoid cleaning the flooded toilet at all costs

    Well there's no poop it's just water

    But idk how they would expect me to clean the water right now I'm the only one in the store and it's like closed off down a hallway

    People will steal unless I close the store and then they would get mad about that too

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    Squeegeeing the water into the drains will take far too long I will be back there for like 30 minutes

    It will have to stay there until backup arrives

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    Br00ses

    Well there's no poop it's just water

    But idk how they would expect me to clean the water right now I'm the only one in the store and it's like closed off down a hallway

    People will steal unless I close the store and then they would get mad about that too

    oh well thats good.

    and yeah sounds like the right call for sure

  • Br00ses

    Squeegeeing the water into the drains will take far too long I will be back there for like 30 minutes

    It will have to stay there until backup arrives

    backup for the backup

  • turntout

    oh well thats good.

    and yeah sounds like the right call for sure

    But somehow I know either way they will be mad at me

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    They will have some idea of what I should have done and somehow they will expect that I would have randomly also had that specific idea

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    Br00ses

    They will have some idea of what I should have done and somehow they will expect that I would have randomly also had that specific idea

    this is a classic move

    then if it happened to them, you would be cleaning up the water after their shift

  • turntout

    this is a classic move

    then if it happened to them, you would be cleaning up the water after their shift

    And I would be mad at them

    So it's fair I guess

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    THEREALHNDRXXFREE

    @KodakSpice

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  • Brick Spice
    !https://youtu.be/6-8E4Nirh9s?si=ZBbDWtEjMkqfTDob

    the first video is how I imagine @frenchpress is in real life

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    Br00ses
    !https://youtu.be/_wY7Gjf0yXQ?is=37ua9YVvFdpaF0qC


    PLAAAAYY in the backyard…. where the grass and spiderwebs grow

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    Br00ses
    !https://youtu.be/_wY7Gjf0yXQ?is=37ua9YVvFdpaF0qC

    i like it, espiclaly the guitar!

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    turntout

    i know nothing about china.

    all i know is the people who live there are commonly extremely kind to travellers, the food probably gas, its very old, they used to have a one child policy but got rid of it, started covid and they have a lot of censorship. ooh and pollution in some places.

    thats it really. id love to visit there!

    You oughta read a bit about it if that sounds interesting to you

    Americans have this 1984 dystopia view of china, and while much of that is justified, they get a lot good tradeoffs for it. Incredibly low crime rate, very affordable housing outside of tier 1 cities, good public healthcare for the most part, incredible infrastructure, fascinating culture

    Of course, everything is heavily censored and dissent isn't tolerated. On top of that, the academic pressure is extraordinarily brutal because of the"filtering" process students go through at certain stages in their academic careers into groups based on Beijing's central planning needs, eventually culminating in the Gaokao (national college entrance exam) which pretty much determines whether you'll be an intellectual or a laborer.

    Work schedules can be rough too, even though the government is actually cracking down on overworking employees. Supposedly they're supposed to be limited to 44 hour weeks with minimal overtime, but obviously many companies ignore that.

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    My earbud just jumped from 70% to 10%