actually he works remote so if he had starlink and a laptop he could still work and to fund everything

i dont think i can get unemployment

Waow

lots of nomadic urges

nothing to the septic tanks, you just connect a tube to this tube connections thing and it drains, you never have to see or smell it or anything

Oh you know all about septic tanks huh
We got the poop professor in here yall

he has a cool opportunity on his hands it seems

I have sue so I couldn't do that but someday if I get a remote job that sounds like the best idea in the world

No rent

Just vehicle maintenance

Travel and see lots of places with the extra money

loads of people bring their cats in rvs and trailers when they go nomad!!

but a van way too small

She would not be happy with this she craves the ability to run

Unless it was a big trailer it would not have sufficient space for sue zoomies

Also known as suemies

hmm
yes she needs her suemies

I can give u some tips.
Army for a few months, fake injury. Covered for life

Or go hard way, and just fake mental diseases. They take their time with that though

kodak is a shoe in

he doesnt have to fake anything

just show the doctor his posts itt

Just go to a single therapist

exactly
free money

Last album had a few bangers but overall I was not moved

He sings a little too boring

Yeah when I was listening to low life I was like “wow, his voice sounds like a real human person”

Now it’s kinda AbelGPT

That's the weakest part about him

The writing is good he can make catchy 80s pop songs

But he sings with no life in his voice

I feel like it's more noticeable with his newer music because it's like lively 80s synthpop stuff

It's weird to have this like bouncy catchy synthpop beat and then have him sound like he's doing pretty decent karaoke over it