May 30·1 reply
THE REAL HORIZON
new pfp soon?
Purrp 🌚May 30
bmassKinda insane that cristiano is a polyglot but messi can’t be bothered @YungPapi @RVI
Average Argentinian
Glorpout 🎨May 30·6 repliesPurrpTLDR: I was going down on a woman and like she just took so long to get off it would turn me off to the point i basically couldn’t f*** her anymore. Anyway I was pulling out all the stops trying literally anything. At one point I was pushing down with my fingers while doing the business and like finally seemed to be getting somewhere I got up to do the deed and I see a s***
She had a dog so I kinda figured oh hey maybe your dog s*** in the bed (which wouldn’t have been any better bc that would have meant I was eating her out right on top of a s***) and she was like uh no and like mortified ran out to grab something to get it off the bed. Just an all around s*** show tbh
honestly what a sinbut if u finger a girl when she has a turd in her ass if you face your fingers towards the butt you can feel the turd through her vagina walls
- May 30·1 replyFBG LIIIIT
new pfp soon?
mite be time...
May 30·1 reply
rviEmotional is an underrated one
can't say ive heard that one. Gonna check it rn- rvi 🦜May 30·2 repliesPurrp
TLDR: I was going down on a woman and like she just took so long to get off it would turn me off to the point i basically couldn’t f*** her anymore. Anyway I was pulling out all the stops trying literally anything. At one point I was pushing down with my fingers while doing the business and like finally seemed to be getting somewhere I got up to do the deed and I see a s***
She had a dog so I kinda figured oh hey maybe your dog s*** in the bed (which wouldn’t have been any better bc that would have meant I was eating her out right on top of a s***) and she was like uh no and like mortified ran out to grab something to get it off the bed. Just an all around s*** show tbh
genuinely dont even know how i would handle a situation like that
May 30PurrpTLDR: I was going down on a woman and like she just took so long to get off it would turn me off to the point i basically couldn’t f*** her anymore. Anyway I was pulling out all the stops trying literally anything. At one point I was pushing down with my fingers while doing the business and like finally seemed to be getting somewhere I got up to do the deed and I see a s***
She had a dog so I kinda figured oh hey maybe your dog s*** in the bed (which wouldn’t have been any better bc that would have meant I was eating her out right on top of a s***) and she was like uh no and like mortified ran out to grab something to get it off the bed. Just an all around s*** show tbh
Norp 💫May 30·1 replyGlorpout honestly what a sinbut if u finger a girl when she has a turd in her ass if you face your fingers towards the butt you can feel the turd through her vagina walls
crazy post to walk in on lmfao hello
- Glorpout 🎨May 30·1 replyrvi
genuinely dont even know how i would handle a situation like that
at that point u just have to own it and laugh it off
- May 30Purrp
TLDR: I was going down on a woman and like she just took so long to get off it would turn me off to the point i basically couldn’t f*** her anymore. Anyway I was pulling out all the stops trying literally anything. At one point I was pushing down with my fingers while doing the business and like finally seemed to be getting somewhere I got up to do the deed and I see a s***
She had a dog so I kinda figured oh hey maybe your dog s*** in the bed (which wouldn’t have been any better bc that would have meant I was eating her out right on top of a s***) and she was like uh no and like mortified ran out to grab something to get it off the bed. Just an all around s*** show tbh
omg
- rvi 🦜May 30·1 replyEchiPantheress can't say ive heard that one. Gonna check it rn
u never heard number 1 angel?
- May 30·1 replyTHE REAL HORIZON
mite be time...
future mj one?
- bmass 🇵🇭May 30·1 replyPurrp
TLDR: I was going down on a woman and like she just took so long to get off it would turn me off to the point i basically couldn’t f*** her anymore. Anyway I was pulling out all the stops trying literally anything. At one point I was pushing down with my fingers while doing the business and like finally seemed to be getting somewhere I got up to do the deed and I see a s***
She had a dog so I kinda figured oh hey maybe your dog s*** in the bed (which wouldn’t have been any better bc that would have meant I was eating her out right on top of a s***) and she was like uh no and like mortified ran out to grab something to get it off the bed. Just an all around s*** show tbh
Bro
- Glorpout 🎨May 30·1 replyNorp
crazy post to walk in on lmfao hello
hi norty :)
- May 30Purrp
I think small ones are best on the ass imo
Like cute
Unless you basically do a leg sleeve then that’s cool too
think i agree with small ones as well (tho i prefer none) so leg sleeve dont quite do it for me
- May 30Glorpout honestly what a sin
but if u finger a girl when she has a turd in her ass if you face your fingers towards the butt you can feel the turd through her vagina walls
- rvi 🦜May 30Glorpout honestly what a sin
but if u finger a girl when she has a turd in her ass if you face your fingers towards the butt you can feel the turd through her vagina walls
yeah this is why i dont fw vaginas
- bmass 🇵🇭May 30Glorpout honestly what a sin
but if u finger a girl when she has a turd in her ass if you face your fingers towards the butt you can feel the turd through her vagina walls
🥲? Don’t type
- Norp 💫May 30·1 replyGlorpout
hi norty :)
you don’t eat ass but inject heroin. whats up with that?
- May 30·1 reply
im never leaving this thread bro
- Glorpout 🎨May 30·1 replyNorp
you don’t eat ass but inject heroin. whats up with that?
im scared of needles i snort d**** nort
May 30THE REAL HORIZONim never leaving this thread bro
its too raw
- Purrp 🌚May 30·1 replyGlorpout honestly what a sin
but if u finger a girl when she has a turd in her ass if you face your fingers towards the butt you can feel the turd through her vagina walls
I didn’t feel it man I was too busy tryna get her off
Like it was pissing me off how long it would take to get her off and I get off in getting them off so without it I’m not into it
- Norp 💫May 30·1 replyGlorpout
im scared of needles i snort d**** nort
real. i hate needles.
- Glorpout 🎨May 30·2 repliesNorp
real. i hate needles.
i faint everytime. i have to tell nurses and they put me in a special bed and make fun of me