id be sick if i was reborn again as a bird that doesnt fly.

id be a fun emu

imagine how it would feel to lay eggs that big

gotta feel good

those are super fast, right? yeah, that’d be cool.

oh ya they have emu derbies and people ride them theyre zooming

also you wouldnt wanna be a penguin?

id be the mohawk one

wtf lmfao

penguins are cool but being one must be pretty boring

remember madagascar? those penguins made it to the artic and were like “this sucks”.

i think its ostriches not emus but theyre so similar

@aeiou
can you belive this bullshit

yeah remember happy feet?

they were stoked

dude

yeah but thats cus they could dance and has access to Prince music

the end when it shows none of the riders could stay on

ya but thats penguin territory thats in the cards

its like australian bull riding

f*** dude i may have to reconsider

thats what im saying youre being too rash about this decision

my first car had an aftermarket dvd player in it and inside of it was a happy feet disc

goat

id be more excited for that than the car

the dvd player didnt work tho it would always think the car was moving and put a big box over the movie 🙄