cashapp me 354 rn

That's the exact amount in my bank account ?

grok remove the speedo and give him a fluffy pink merkin

This guy just purchased another thousand dollar gadget

when u buy more audio equipment to spin underground artists

f*** i was too slow

$300 tube this time

I listen to ug s*** in the car and on earbuds

I'm not spinning s*** thats mixed like buttass on my royal system

I'm a bit tipsy but can I share my honest thoughts with you? Please..

Go for it

I'm here for you

Oh, looks like another club banger
They better hang on when they throw this thang on
Get a little drink on, they gon' flip
For this Akon s***, you can bank on it
Pedicure, manicure, kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Lookin' like one of them Putty-Cat Dolls
Tryin' to hold my woodie back through my drawers
Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her
Creeps up behind me, and she's like "You're—"
I'm like, "I know, let's cut to the chase
No time to waste, back to my place"
Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away
Or more like a palace, shall I say
And plus, I got a pal if your gal is game
In fact, he's the one singin' the song that's playin' (Akon!)

Steely Dan only!

The lab is looking oh so inviting yall

the f*** am i looking at

meth lab

i hate when a song doesnt pop up on instagram f*** mark zuckerberg lizard ass

jesse..we need to cuck

cook

The lab

looks haunted

creepypasta

yes that's why the rent is cheap

Explain this to me

You decide to listen to an album

You walk over here

And then what? What's the first thing you do?

Break it down step by step