This is true but it’s not the kids fault

et works at a sitcom hospital

no way there isn't a laugh track playing everytime someone f***s up

I have a hotter take that the world is not prepared for but I will simply say the world does not need more children in it in general

People in healthcare are generally very politically incorrect cause you have to see so much horrible s*** that most don’t care about words

Ppl gotta stop popping babies out the people that already exist r suffering !

But then what would my people eat?

I think we should put all new babies on a remote island and tell them absolutely nothing and see what happens

Bird lunch and you're a monster for thinking of it

I'm not a baby hater I simply think we need less of them like more like none of them for the most part

my gf is a nurse and pretty edgy so this checks out

LMFAOOOOOOOO

Kids are cool and also like the best people on earth generally. But maybe we could do something about them when they start becoming old and annoying

put the babies on carnitas and see how long hndrxx takes to find them

They told me Covid was the apocalypse and yet I’m still standing in bumper to bumper traffic daily 6 years later

I thought everyone died? What gives

I have never been around little kids really except for when I was a little kid

I was the youngest in my family so I never gained a great appreciation for them

tick tick tick... u are sick sick sick

Maybe the correct answer is that the very rich should just pay for everything and none of us should have to

That sounds fair to me

they could afford it quite easily

All of my money should go to me and also some of their money should go to me

I think that's a solution everyone could be happy with

Or like you should get little prizes

For every $5000 in taxes you pay, maybe a pizza party or something thrown by the government

this is what pizzagate was

Yay

If I was president I’d hold a competition

I’d say , “whoever pays the most taxes this year is the National Mogger of the Year”

Would solve everything

Government mandated pizza parties would boost group morale that's a good idea

But they can't cheap out on the pizza