I got hoes calling

a yung cutie phone

Sizz is a genius tbh. The longer you don’t pay taxes, the cheaper it gets because of inflation. Today’s price is not yesterdays price

arent there penalties tho

Almost 20 years ago Roberto Carlos played for us and we reached the Champions League quarterfinals. We won 2–1 against Chelsea in the first match, but fumbled the second leg 2–0. We also beat Man United 3–0 in CL when they had Ronaldo, Rooney, and Giggs. Unfortunately I was a little baby back then so I couldn’t experience it you might remember if you’re Unc asf

That's true my brother's friend owed rent a center a couple hundred dollars for an Xbox 360 back in 07 and he didn't pay it and it turns out it was right in the contract that if you don't pay they can capture you and send you to Romania where you are are put through various torture methods before you die from either trauma or dehydration

Facts

Charli xcx said dance music is dead she offfficially got beef with Slayyyter and madonna ahahhahahaa

Yeah, you just gotta find a happy medium.

I put turmeric on my chicken yesterday and now my fingernails are yellow like I’ve been digging in butt all day.

ET been digging his butt all day and now his fingernails are yellow asf as if he put turmeric on his chicken yesterday

lets talk about it

luh bih

wth is project ET by esco & future not on DSPs anymore?

when I click on Married To The Game it plays a trash ass cover from a random mf

@Hndrxx_Free

U cant f*** with me if u wanted too

It's called Sighișoar-a-center

I remember one of your older players

Emre Belözoğlu

And what else do you remember

hmmmmmmmmmm.........

I remember being in turkey in 2001

And you don't remember anything else? Please think hard and just stop this so you can come home

Your family misses you dad

Mom cries herself to sleep every night

I have 3 kids

Tom, Mads & Thomas

Then I only have to call Thomas then all 3 will appear

Damn you Unc fr?

club 30 in august

Holy ancient

shut the F*** up bruises