Top Future (Hendrix/Pluto) Stans in the Thread
1. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE — 1,190 raw mentions, score 318
It’s not close. HNDRXX mentions Future nearly twice as much as the next person and his positivity ratio is overwhelming — 378 positive hits to 30 negative. He repped Future in a Jay-Z VZ and self-described the result as “fumbling hard” but added “I’m a Fewtch stan but let’s be real — one artist was Jay-Z and the other Future.” That’s not a concession, that’s a man at peace with his choices. Independently polled the thread on whether DS2 or Monster is Future’s best project. His most used word being “song” checks out — he approaches Future’s catalog with the systematic appreciation of someone who has listened to every project multiple times and formed opinions on each.
2. FBG LIIIIT — score 25
“Future announced a new tape which is like Christmas for me.” Said alongside news that ADHD takes years off your life, as the better news of the two. Also: “Future the best rapper to ever exist.” No hedging, no qualifiers. Mixtape Pluto in his top 3 Future projects. The conviction here rivals HNDRXX but the post volume is much lower — FBG LIIIIT is a sleeper stan.
3. BIG live laugh luv — score 60
“Future is gonna drop 2 classic albums in 2024 — RT me because n****s in here are hairy armpit HATERS.” The “hairy armpit HATERS” is a specific insult that suggests someone who has been defending Future for a long time and has run out of diplomatic language. Called EVOL “the most underrated project in his catalog.” Tracks Future’s movie soundtrack era as a distinct artistic period.
4. Nort — score 40
“Future could sing ‘I Will Always Love You’ but Whitney could never rap March Madness.” This is the kind of comparative take that only comes from genuine fandom. He also ran a “what’s your favorite Future song” thread and asked the question with a poll. He loves Future the way he loves the Weeknd discourse — as a cultural institution he feels responsible for defending.
5. COWBOY ARTIST — score 23
“Future really is a top 10 rapper ever.” Said flatly, no argument attached. Someone also pointed out to him that his username is “obviously strongly tied to” Future and he didn’t deny it. His Future appreciation is quieter than the top stans but it’s genuine and consistent.
6. Mmm Hmm — score 15
Has a documented top 5 Pluto songs list. Called out “What Would Pluto Do” as top 3 on a specific album. As OP he’s curated multiple Future VZs. The appreciation is real but he’s too neutral as a host to fully let it out.
7. ET — score 14
“HNDRXX is probably my fav Future album.” Said and then someone told her her subjective opinion was “objectively wrong but not THAT wrong.” She tracks the thread’s Future discourse closely and has opinions on Future features specifically — not just the main projects.
Least Future-coded: Like a Camille (“Future is about the sound not the raps — then how could he be anywhere near a top 25 list?”) and internet buddy (“The GOAT of this rap s***? That’s not Future”) are the most consistent skeptics. Both have been outvoted repeatedly.
i think this is legit the most accurate list so far
Like smoking weed is fine but the people who make it their thing annoy me
Stoners can be annoying, but they’re harmless and I can’t help but admire people who are genuinely content just bumming around all day
i think this is legit the most accurate list so far
People were very upset about you being on the list nort
People were very upset about you being on the list nort
i’m without a doubt the 4th biggest future stan here. that feels correct in my heart.
i’m without a doubt the 4th biggest future stan here. that feels correct in my heart.
They were making the claim that you are not much of a future fan at all
They were making the claim that you are not much of a future fan at all
they scared i’ll crack the top 3 or even take the throne because my love for big pluto is unwavering
are you dumb
2nd place is a good spot friend be proud
they scared i’ll crack the top 3 or even take the throne because my love for big pluto is unwavering
I believe their claim is based on you hating zaytoven
But he uses a lot of producers
2nd place is a good spot friend be proud
I havent seen HNDRXX spend a months wage on future unreleased, I'm clearly 1
I believe their claim is based on you hating zaytoven
But he uses a lot of producers
its truly the only flaw in his discography
Take my last breath awayyyy
@aeiou did you listen to any buzzcocks during your punk dive
I havent seen HNDRXX spend a months wage on future unreleased, I'm clearly 1
jesus you did what
i said what i said
Hndrxx learned English by listening to future though
I havent seen HNDRXX spend a months wage on future unreleased, I'm clearly 1
I didn’t know you got down like that
Bruises used to be on my d*** for trading leaks
I didn’t know you got down like that
Bruises used to be on my d*** for trading leaks
Discord leak culture is the lamest part of modern music to me yeah
I didn’t know you got down like that
Bruises used to be on my d*** for trading leaks
I had a soundcloud with 2,5 million plays with leaks
I still have some unheard, so please dont hack me
Discord leak culture is the lamest part of modern music to me yeah
It’s okay not everybody can handle the lifestyle
Hndrxx learned English by listening to future though
i said what i said
thats nuts but i suppose you right