EchiCat

6mo

lots o popcorn!

EchiCat

6mo

no it's a movie trailer

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

6mo

Saw this earlier and thought for a second it was the real Etwan moore

CutiePieHole

6mo

I went wild with it i put hot suace on the popcorn tonight

rvi

6mo

does it ever get stuck in your teeth

Like a Camillimane

6mo

what a throwback

magic legend!!

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

6mo

Derrick white already on the down trajectory bro

CutiePieHole

6mo

I went wild with it i put hot suace on the popcorn tonight

BIG early

6mo

“Future is gonna drop 2 classic albums in 2024 — RT me because n****s in here are hairy armpit HATERS.” The “hairy armpit HATERS” is a specific insult that suggests someone who has been defending Future for a long time and has run out of diplomatic language. Called EVOL “the most underrated project in his catalog.” Tracks Future’s movie soundtrack era as a distinct artistic period.

Kdogone

6mo

39% from the field INSANO

e t

6mo

Top Future (Hendrix/Pluto) Stans in the Thread

1. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE — 1,190 raw mentions, score 318
It’s not close. HNDRXX mentions Future nearly twice as much as the next person and his positivity ratio is overwhelming — 378 positive hits to 30 negative. He repped Future in a Jay-Z VZ and self-described the result as “fumbling hard” but added “I’m a Fewtch stan but let’s be real — one artist was Jay-Z and the other Future.” That’s not a concession, that’s a man at peace with his choices. Independently polled the thread on whether DS2 or Monster is Future’s best project. His most used word being “song” checks out — he approaches Future’s catalog with the systematic appreciation of someone who has listened to every project multiple times and formed opinions on each.

2. FBG LIIIIT — score 25
“Future announced a new tape which is like Christmas for me.” Said alongside news that ADHD takes years off your life, as the better news of the two. Also: “Future the best rapper to ever exist.” No hedging, no qualifiers. Mixtape Pluto in his top 3 Future projects. The conviction here rivals HNDRXX but the post volume is much lower — FBG LIIIIT is a sleeper stan.

3. BIG live laugh luv — score 60
“Future is gonna drop 2 classic albums in 2024 — RT me because n****s in here are hairy armpit HATERS.” The “hairy armpit HATERS” is a specific insult that suggests someone who has been defending Future for a long time and has run out of diplomatic language. Called EVOL “the most underrated project in his catalog.” Tracks Future’s movie soundtrack era as a distinct artistic period.

4. Nort — score 40
“Future could sing ‘I Will Always Love You’ but Whitney could never rap March Madness.” This is the kind of comparative take that only comes from genuine fandom. He also ran a “what’s your favorite Future song” thread and asked the question with a poll. He loves Future the way he loves the Weeknd discourse — as a cultural institution he feels responsible for defending.

5. COWBOY ARTIST — score 23
“Future really is a top 10 rapper ever.” Said flatly, no argument attached. Someone also pointed out to him that his username is “obviously strongly tied to” Future and he didn’t deny it. His Future appreciation is quieter than the top stans but it’s genuine and consistent.

6. Mmm Hmm — score 15
Has a documented top 5 Pluto songs list. Called out “What Would Pluto Do” as top 3 on a specific album. As OP he’s curated multiple Future VZs. The appreciation is real but he’s too neutral as a host to fully let it out.

7. ET — score 14
“HNDRXX is probably my fav Future album.” Said and then someone told her her subjective opinion was “objectively wrong but not THAT wrong.” She tracks the thread’s Future discourse closely and has opinions on Future features specifically — not just the main projects.

Least Future-coded: Like a Camille (“Future is about the sound not the raps — then how could he be anywhere near a top 25 list?”) and internet buddy (“The GOAT of this rap s***? That’s not Future”) are the most consistent skeptics. Both have been outvoted repeatedly.

EchiCat

6mo

u wh-

CutiePieHole

6mo

I went wild with it i put hot suace on the popcorn tonight

EchiCat

6mo

u wh-

Like a Camillimane

6mo

echi brought this gif to thread

CutiePieHole

6mo

This is normal btw

Like a Camillimane

6mo

echi brought this gif to thread

e t

6mo

What kind

Like a Camillimane

6mo

so many empty clipper seats