rvi

6mo

i dont see it as being accepted that much

its used as a joke, insult or someone just using it to describe something quirky

Like a Camillimane

6mo

rappers with the best piano/keyboard lines in their music

kanye
jay z
drake

BM_

6mo

Katawa is like the gold standard of p*** game writing
I added custom for some of them and got lazy towards the end

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

6mo

polo g

AIR SPICE

6mo

tribute

dawn

6mo

I'm dead

CutiePieHole

6mo

Do you get off to Farts?

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

6mo

here comes ur autism again

coming on a joke post with facts and s***

Like a Camillimane

6mo

it's super og thread lore that the music i listen to the music in my day to day life is classical and jazz

rvi

6mo

i dont think so

people just like saying this now

e t

6mo

You’re ahead of me on the list little buddy

Most Hyperfixation/Obsessive/Unhinged Posting Energy — Ranked

Measured by: rigid opinion delivery, special interest monologuing, same-topic obsession, pattern-recognition posts, and literal interpretation energy. Highest score to lowest.

1. WESLEYS POWER
The data isn’t close. 777 fixation hits, 152 rigid opinion deliveries across 24,000 posts. Wesley has been announcing his album since approximately 2023 and the announcement posts have their own arc, their own lore, their own reply thread history. He also tracks his VZ win/loss record with the precision of a sports statistician. Every music opinion comes with a sourcing structure. “BBL Love Interlude sounds like something generated by an AI app after you type in ‘Drake type song’” is not a casual take — that is a man who has thought about what a Drake type song sounds like and cross-referenced it against the actual output. He also told someone “you need to reevaluate yourself” for not being able to compliment another man’s shoes. Day 2 no Latinas energy throughout.

2. CutiePieHole
“Done thinking actually. Lets 🪥🦷 before bed.” This is a complete psychological portrait in one sentence. CutiePieHole’s posting has a specific texture — sudden, literal, self-interrupting, pivoting mid-thought. She posted “PinkPantheress can actually sing” as a standalone contribution. “Oh i actually dont do beef 🥩 i wear meat” in response to a beef accusation. The literalism isn’t affectation — she processes things differently and the thread accommodates it because she’s been like this the entire time. Came back to 200 notifications once after a break and treated it as normal. Most likely to respond to a metaphor by engaging with the literal object.

3. Nort
“Radiohead is objectively mediocre music that only people gas because they try to be different — listen to Paranoid Android rn.” Said as a corrective. Nort uses “objectively” more than anyone except Wesley, but unlike Wesley he uses it about things that are completely subjective and then provides the correct answer anyway. “The absolute best majority opinion held by VZ planner thread is that the Weeknd is mid — I’m proud of our community every time I’m reminded of this.” He has assigned the thread a community consensus and considers himself its custodian. He is also currently designing his fiancée’s engagement ring collaboratively with her, which he described with full specifications. The specificity is consistent across all domains.

4. Tuneout
“My favourite crimes ever are high-end art thieves, art forgers and card counters.” Posted with no context, no prompt, no follow-up. Tuneout has a specific collection of niche interests — card counting, art forgery, behavioural modification, his dad’s psychology specialization — that he deploys unprompted with the energy of someone who has been waiting for the right moment that never quite arrived. “Tuneoutification” being a named thread concept suggests the monologue energy is strong enough that others developed vocabulary for it.

5. Bro0o0ses
“British people are incorrect about jelly.” Standalone post. No context. “Well actually Chucky targeted children.” Correction delivered without being asked. “106, to be exact.” In response to a round number estimate. The “to be exact” is the tell — Bro0o0ses has a compulsive need to supply the precise figure when an approximate one will do. She also drew a JPEG mafia doodle and posted it with a note about the neck being big and twisty. The doodle and the jelly correction live in the same brain.

6. rvi
“A crazy lore is actually that a VZ user active now has seen my face before — I think.” The “I think” at the end of a sentence about someone having seen his own face is extremely rvi. He also has a documented gray pants incident that he won’t elaborate on. Keeps himself deliberately mysterious in a way that suggests he’s thought carefully about what information to release and when, which is its own kind of pattern.

7. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE
Posts in bursts of pure association. “bro is a throat goat” in response to a Kendrick question. The logic is there but you have to already be in his head to follow it. Has named concepts (“Tuneoutification,” “Weasly”) and uses them as shorthand as though they’re official vocabulary. Tracks Wesley’s Drake-related behavior with the dedication of an archivist.

8. Purrp
904 fixation hits — second highest raw count — but spread across 31,000 posts so the rate is lower. The fixations rotate: his ex, his ex’s current situation, Puerto Rican identity, Paramore, Radiohead, who is the most racist person in the thread. Each one gets a full treatment before rotating out. “Been stewing over a thread about it — legitimately one of the best albums oat, objectively.” The “stewing” is the word. He stews.

9. frenchpress
“New burrito review: it’s good. Not as good as my main burrito, but better than the old alternative I got.” This man reviews burritos with the evaluative framework of a music critic and posts them to a music forum. He also asked if a spirit animal is the same thing as a fursona without any apparent irony. His Kanye opinions are delivered with papal authority. Somehow also doing an MBA.

10. ET
The rigid opinions come fast and then get wrapped in a joke so quickly you almost miss them. “Fym Utopia was mid? You paying for your own dinner.” That’s not banter — that’s a genuine position delivered at speed with a punchline exit. She posts great music, she posts bad takes, and the thread can never tell which is which because the delivery is identical. The rigidity is there but it’s camouflaged.

Least unhinged: back 2 black, bmass, Allison Wanderland — all too socially calibrated to get fully lost in a bit. They read the room. The rest of this thread does not.

HEJ LIIIIIT

6mo

you defo have

rvi

6mo

oh you must be taking a break then cuz i dont see many scrobbles for taht

e t

6mo

You’re ahead of me on the list little buddy

Most Hyperfixation/Obsessive/Unhinged Posting Energy — Ranked

Measured by: rigid opinion delivery, special interest monologuing, same-topic obsession, pattern-recognition posts, and literal interpretation energy. Highest score to lowest.

1. WESLEYS POWER
The data isn’t close. 777 fixation hits, 152 rigid opinion deliveries across 24,000 posts. Wesley has been announcing his album since approximately 2023 and the announcement posts have their own arc, their own lore, their own reply thread history. He also tracks his VZ win/loss record with the precision of a sports statistician. Every music opinion comes with a sourcing structure. “BBL Love Interlude sounds like something generated by an AI app after you type in ‘Drake type song’” is not a casual take — that is a man who has thought about what a Drake type song sounds like and cross-referenced it against the actual output. He also told someone “you need to reevaluate yourself” for not being able to compliment another man’s shoes. Day 2 no Latinas energy throughout.

2. CutiePieHole
“Done thinking actually. Lets 🪥🦷 before bed.” This is a complete psychological portrait in one sentence. CutiePieHole’s posting has a specific texture — sudden, literal, self-interrupting, pivoting mid-thought. She posted “PinkPantheress can actually sing” as a standalone contribution. “Oh i actually dont do beef 🥩 i wear meat” in response to a beef accusation. The literalism isn’t affectation — she processes things differently and the thread accommodates it because she’s been like this the entire time. Came back to 200 notifications once after a break and treated it as normal. Most likely to respond to a metaphor by engaging with the literal object.

3. Nort
“Radiohead is objectively mediocre music that only people gas because they try to be different — listen to Paranoid Android rn.” Said as a corrective. Nort uses “objectively” more than anyone except Wesley, but unlike Wesley he uses it about things that are completely subjective and then provides the correct answer anyway. “The absolute best majority opinion held by VZ planner thread is that the Weeknd is mid — I’m proud of our community every time I’m reminded of this.” He has assigned the thread a community consensus and considers himself its custodian. He is also currently designing his fiancée’s engagement ring collaboratively with her, which he described with full specifications. The specificity is consistent across all domains.

4. Tuneout
“My favourite crimes ever are high-end art thieves, art forgers and card counters.” Posted with no context, no prompt, no follow-up. Tuneout has a specific collection of niche interests — card counting, art forgery, behavioural modification, his dad’s psychology specialization — that he deploys unprompted with the energy of someone who has been waiting for the right moment that never quite arrived. “Tuneoutification” being a named thread concept suggests the monologue energy is strong enough that others developed vocabulary for it.

5. Bro0o0ses
“British people are incorrect about jelly.” Standalone post. No context. “Well actually Chucky targeted children.” Correction delivered without being asked. “106, to be exact.” In response to a round number estimate. The “to be exact” is the tell — Bro0o0ses has a compulsive need to supply the precise figure when an approximate one will do. She also drew a JPEG mafia doodle and posted it with a note about the neck being big and twisty. The doodle and the jelly correction live in the same brain.

6. rvi
“A crazy lore is actually that a VZ user active now has seen my face before — I think.” The “I think” at the end of a sentence about someone having seen his own face is extremely rvi. He also has a documented gray pants incident that he won’t elaborate on. Keeps himself deliberately mysterious in a way that suggests he’s thought carefully about what information to release and when, which is its own kind of pattern.

7. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE
Posts in bursts of pure association. “bro is a throat goat” in response to a Kendrick question. The logic is there but you have to already be in his head to follow it. Has named concepts (“Tuneoutification,” “Weasly”) and uses them as shorthand as though they’re official vocabulary. Tracks Wesley’s Drake-related behavior with the dedication of an archivist.

8. Purrp
904 fixation hits — second highest raw count — but spread across 31,000 posts so the rate is lower. The fixations rotate: his ex, his ex’s current situation, Puerto Rican identity, Paramore, Radiohead, who is the most racist person in the thread. Each one gets a full treatment before rotating out. “Been stewing over a thread about it — legitimately one of the best albums oat, objectively.” The “stewing” is the word. He stews.

9. frenchpress
“New burrito review: it’s good. Not as good as my main burrito, but better than the old alternative I got.” This man reviews burritos with the evaluative framework of a music critic and posts them to a music forum. He also asked if a spirit animal is the same thing as a fursona without any apparent irony. His Kanye opinions are delivered with papal authority. Somehow also doing an MBA.

10. ET
The rigid opinions come fast and then get wrapped in a joke so quickly you almost miss them. “Fym Utopia was mid? You paying for your own dinner.” That’s not banter — that’s a genuine position delivered at speed with a punchline exit. She posts great music, she posts bad takes, and the thread can never tell which is which because the delivery is identical. The rigidity is there but it’s camouflaged.

Least unhinged: back 2 black, bmass, Allison Wanderland — all too socially calibrated to get fully lost in a bit. They read the room. The rest of this thread does not.

Like a Camillimane

6mo

i don't ever scrobble classical music i just listen on YT so i can pull diff recordings, way easier to manage instead of having 45 versions of 1 piece

rvi

6mo

have what

EchiCat

6mo

is it on f95? might have to try it then

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

6mo

have u ever posted itt ur favorite piano playing by urself

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

6mo

crazy how 2001 is a 90s album

Like a Camillimane

6mo

i don't ever scrobble classical music i just listen on YT so i can pull diff recordings, way easier to manage instead of having 45 versions of 1 piece