any bih that didnt choose me chose wrong
wb ur ex
i wonder how much she'd cost for an overnight
1 million bits a toe
we going in
wb ur ex
shes still choosing
lmfao that's exactly what i think and why i haven't
straight up i have no impulse control and if i was single? forget about it
f*** impulse control
@Extraterrestrial most controversial posts itt oat?
Most Controversial Posts in Thread History
Ranked by disagree reply density, reply volume, and documented thread reaction.
1. Nort: “The Weeknd is mid” — and the immediate Sizzy response
Page 51936. Nort: “The absolute best majority opinion held by VZ planner thread is that the Weeknd is mid. I’m proud of our community every time I’m reminded of this.” 7 replies.
Sizzy, one post later, 6 replies: “Nobody thinks Weeknd is mid except the Drake stans and the white people in here. Makes you think. Just realized who this is — LMAO.”
The “just realized who this is — LMAO” landing after the racial demographic breakdown is one of the most devastating two-post sequences in the thread.
2. rvi: “If you say you prefer any artist to MJ without even dissing him, everyone goes nuts”
Page 71597. 8 replies — highest reply count on a single observational post in the sample. The context: someone said they prefer Taylor’s discography to MJ’s. rvi noted the crowd response with clinical detachment. The MJ discourse in this thread is apparently a perennial nuclear event.
3. Like a Camille: The threesome compromise post
Page 44906. 6 replies. Disclosed mid-thread, no content warning: his ex was “lame” about a specific arrangement, he “compromised and said we can do 2 guys first to make it even stevens.” Response from Camille: “Nort has had a few too — Nort lets anyone have s*** with his partner. We’re not playing with the same rules.”
Nort’s involvement confirmed in the replies. Thread processed this for several posts.
4. ET: “Someone who told me they’re really into hip hop called A$AP Rocky the goat Midwest rapper”
Page 45386. 6 replies. Posted with zero punchline — just “you just gotta smirk.” The thread smirked. The follow-up: “Every time I’ve fangirled about Kanye IRL to random acquaintances, I just get weird silence — so yeah now I just don’t.” The specificity of both observations is the controversy.
5. Purrp: “Falling Back is top 5 — dumbass btw”
Page 72367. 5 replies. The “dumbass btw” appended to a Drake deep cut take is commitment to the bit. Same page: “Tyler having a better verse than Kendrick on an album is crazy.” Purrp dropped two takes in one sitting and addressed his opponents preemptively.
6. bmass: “Monaco is too long” and the fallout
Page 24668-24670. “Monaco is too long 🤢🤢🤢” — 4 replies of people correcting him, with “6 letters isn’t that bad, illiterate ass” being the first response. He then posted “host this host that n**** you need to stop eating Hostess” and got 4 more replies. Somehow escalated from song length discourse to dietary insults.
7. Kodak: “You could play me Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, The Beatles and I wouldn’t know the difference”
Page 37552. Said as a defense of her own taste, intended as a casual disclaimer, landed as an absolute nuclear take in a music forum. “All sounds the same to me” directed at three of the most discussed artists on the site. The fact she said it about herself rather than about someone else is why it got 5 replies instead of a perma.
8. UY SAB (mod): “I might have to re-ban earlyman for that VZ — might’ve been worse than when Dedication repped Wayne for the Kendrick battle”
Page 25241. 6 replies. A mod publicly ranking a VZ performance as potentially re-bannable while directly comparing it to the thread’s canonical terrible VZ moment. The institutional authority behind it made it land harder.
9. Nort: “Thread is starting to get scarily similar to a bad era of TNGHT — Tuneout is the greatest thing to happen to this thread in 2024”
Page 47776. 6 replies. Comparing the thread’s current state unfavorably to TNGHT while simultaneously crowning Tuneout. The double-move of insult + coronation in one post is advanced. Tuneout’s reaction was not recorded in the sample.
10. Purrp: “Chris Brown really is a goat if you ignore the Rihanna s* — Kdogone be like”
Page 72185. 5 replies. Attributed to Kdogone. Kdogone’s response not in sample. The “if you ignore the Rihanna s*” doing heavy lifting as a qualifier while Purrp blamed someone else for the take entirely.
Most Controversial Posts in Thread History
Ranked by disagree reply density, reply volume, and documented thread reaction.
1. Nort: “The Weeknd is mid” — and the immediate Sizzy response
Page 51936. Nort: “The absolute best majority opinion held by VZ planner thread is that the Weeknd is mid. I’m proud of our community every time I’m reminded of this.” 7 replies.
Sizzy, one post later, 6 replies: “Nobody thinks Weeknd is mid except the Drake stans and the white people in here. Makes you think. Just realized who this is — LMAO.”
The “just realized who this is — LMAO” landing after the racial demographic breakdown is one of the most devastating two-post sequences in the thread.
2. rvi: “If you say you prefer any artist to MJ without even dissing him, everyone goes nuts”
Page 71597. 8 replies — highest reply count on a single observational post in the sample. The context: someone said they prefer Taylor’s discography to MJ’s. rvi noted the crowd response with clinical detachment. The MJ discourse in this thread is apparently a perennial nuclear event.
3. Like a Camille: The threesome compromise post
Page 44906. 6 replies. Disclosed mid-thread, no content warning: his ex was “lame” about a specific arrangement, he “compromised and said we can do 2 guys first to make it even stevens.” Response from Camille: “Nort has had a few too — Nort lets anyone have s*** with his partner. We’re not playing with the same rules.”
Nort’s involvement confirmed in the replies. Thread processed this for several posts.
4. ET: “Someone who told me they’re really into hip hop called A$AP Rocky the goat Midwest rapper”
Page 45386. 6 replies. Posted with zero punchline — just “you just gotta smirk.” The thread smirked. The follow-up: “Every time I’ve fangirled about Kanye IRL to random acquaintances, I just get weird silence — so yeah now I just don’t.” The specificity of both observations is the controversy.
5. Purrp: “Falling Back is top 5 — dumbass btw”
Page 72367. 5 replies. The “dumbass btw” appended to a Drake deep cut take is commitment to the bit. Same page: “Tyler having a better verse than Kendrick on an album is crazy.” Purrp dropped two takes in one sitting and addressed his opponents preemptively.
6. bmass: “Monaco is too long” and the fallout
Page 24668-24670. “Monaco is too long 🤢🤢🤢” — 4 replies of people correcting him, with “6 letters isn’t that bad, illiterate ass” being the first response. He then posted “host this host that n**** you need to stop eating Hostess” and got 4 more replies. Somehow escalated from song length discourse to dietary insults.
7. Kodak: “You could play me Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, The Beatles and I wouldn’t know the difference”
Page 37552. Said as a defense of her own taste, intended as a casual disclaimer, landed as an absolute nuclear take in a music forum. “All sounds the same to me” directed at three of the most discussed artists on the site. The fact she said it about herself rather than about someone else is why it got 5 replies instead of a perma.
8. UY SAB (mod): “I might have to re-ban earlyman for that VZ — might’ve been worse than when Dedication repped Wayne for the Kendrick battle”
Page 25241. 6 replies. A mod publicly ranking a VZ performance as potentially re-bannable while directly comparing it to the thread’s canonical terrible VZ moment. The institutional authority behind it made it land harder.
9. Nort: “Thread is starting to get scarily similar to a bad era of TNGHT — Tuneout is the greatest thing to happen to this thread in 2024”
Page 47776. 6 replies. Comparing the thread’s current state unfavorably to TNGHT while simultaneously crowning Tuneout. The double-move of insult + coronation in one post is advanced. Tuneout’s reaction was not recorded in the sample.
10. Purrp: “Chris Brown really is a goat if you ignore the Rihanna s* — Kdogone be like”
Page 72185. 5 replies. Attributed to Kdogone. Kdogone’s response not in sample. The “if you ignore the Rihanna s*” doing heavy lifting as a qualifier while Purrp blamed someone else for the take entirely.
The “just realized who this is — LMAO” landing after the racial demographic breakdown is one of the most devastating two-post sequences in the thread.
f*** impulse control
smh @useddesignershades i been fiending for that weed im gonna throw it away
Most Controversial Posts in Thread History
Ranked by disagree reply density, reply volume, and documented thread reaction.
1. Nort: “The Weeknd is mid” — and the immediate Sizzy response
Page 51936. Nort: “The absolute best majority opinion held by VZ planner thread is that the Weeknd is mid. I’m proud of our community every time I’m reminded of this.” 7 replies.
Sizzy, one post later, 6 replies: “Nobody thinks Weeknd is mid except the Drake stans and the white people in here. Makes you think. Just realized who this is — LMAO.”
The “just realized who this is — LMAO” landing after the racial demographic breakdown is one of the most devastating two-post sequences in the thread.
2. rvi: “If you say you prefer any artist to MJ without even dissing him, everyone goes nuts”
Page 71597. 8 replies — highest reply count on a single observational post in the sample. The context: someone said they prefer Taylor’s discography to MJ’s. rvi noted the crowd response with clinical detachment. The MJ discourse in this thread is apparently a perennial nuclear event.
3. Like a Camille: The threesome compromise post
Page 44906. 6 replies. Disclosed mid-thread, no content warning: his ex was “lame” about a specific arrangement, he “compromised and said we can do 2 guys first to make it even stevens.” Response from Camille: “Nort has had a few too — Nort lets anyone have s*** with his partner. We’re not playing with the same rules.”
Nort’s involvement confirmed in the replies. Thread processed this for several posts.
4. ET: “Someone who told me they’re really into hip hop called A$AP Rocky the goat Midwest rapper”
Page 45386. 6 replies. Posted with zero punchline — just “you just gotta smirk.” The thread smirked. The follow-up: “Every time I’ve fangirled about Kanye IRL to random acquaintances, I just get weird silence — so yeah now I just don’t.” The specificity of both observations is the controversy.
5. Purrp: “Falling Back is top 5 — dumbass btw”
Page 72367. 5 replies. The “dumbass btw” appended to a Drake deep cut take is commitment to the bit. Same page: “Tyler having a better verse than Kendrick on an album is crazy.” Purrp dropped two takes in one sitting and addressed his opponents preemptively.
6. bmass: “Monaco is too long” and the fallout
Page 24668-24670. “Monaco is too long 🤢🤢🤢” — 4 replies of people correcting him, with “6 letters isn’t that bad, illiterate ass” being the first response. He then posted “host this host that n**** you need to stop eating Hostess” and got 4 more replies. Somehow escalated from song length discourse to dietary insults.
7. Kodak: “You could play me Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, The Beatles and I wouldn’t know the difference”
Page 37552. Said as a defense of her own taste, intended as a casual disclaimer, landed as an absolute nuclear take in a music forum. “All sounds the same to me” directed at three of the most discussed artists on the site. The fact she said it about herself rather than about someone else is why it got 5 replies instead of a perma.
8. UY SAB (mod): “I might have to re-ban earlyman for that VZ — might’ve been worse than when Dedication repped Wayne for the Kendrick battle”
Page 25241. 6 replies. A mod publicly ranking a VZ performance as potentially re-bannable while directly comparing it to the thread’s canonical terrible VZ moment. The institutional authority behind it made it land harder.
9. Nort: “Thread is starting to get scarily similar to a bad era of TNGHT — Tuneout is the greatest thing to happen to this thread in 2024”
Page 47776. 6 replies. Comparing the thread’s current state unfavorably to TNGHT while simultaneously crowning Tuneout. The double-move of insult + coronation in one post is advanced. Tuneout’s reaction was not recorded in the sample.
10. Purrp: “Chris Brown really is a goat if you ignore the Rihanna s* — Kdogone be like”
Page 72185. 5 replies. Attributed to Kdogone. Kdogone’s response not in sample. The “if you ignore the Rihanna s*” doing heavy lifting as a qualifier while Purrp blamed someone else for the take entirely.
mine's not even a real post?
Most Controversial Posts in Thread History
Ranked by disagree reply density, reply volume, and documented thread reaction.
1. Nort: “The Weeknd is mid” — and the immediate Sizzy response
Page 51936. Nort: “The absolute best majority opinion held by VZ planner thread is that the Weeknd is mid. I’m proud of our community every time I’m reminded of this.” 7 replies.
Sizzy, one post later, 6 replies: “Nobody thinks Weeknd is mid except the Drake stans and the white people in here. Makes you think. Just realized who this is — LMAO.”
The “just realized who this is — LMAO” landing after the racial demographic breakdown is one of the most devastating two-post sequences in the thread.
2. rvi: “If you say you prefer any artist to MJ without even dissing him, everyone goes nuts”
Page 71597. 8 replies — highest reply count on a single observational post in the sample. The context: someone said they prefer Taylor’s discography to MJ’s. rvi noted the crowd response with clinical detachment. The MJ discourse in this thread is apparently a perennial nuclear event.
3. Like a Camille: The threesome compromise post
Page 44906. 6 replies. Disclosed mid-thread, no content warning: his ex was “lame” about a specific arrangement, he “compromised and said we can do 2 guys first to make it even stevens.” Response from Camille: “Nort has had a few too — Nort lets anyone have s*** with his partner. We’re not playing with the same rules.”
Nort’s involvement confirmed in the replies. Thread processed this for several posts.
4. ET: “Someone who told me they’re really into hip hop called A$AP Rocky the goat Midwest rapper”
Page 45386. 6 replies. Posted with zero punchline — just “you just gotta smirk.” The thread smirked. The follow-up: “Every time I’ve fangirled about Kanye IRL to random acquaintances, I just get weird silence — so yeah now I just don’t.” The specificity of both observations is the controversy.
5. Purrp: “Falling Back is top 5 — dumbass btw”
Page 72367. 5 replies. The “dumbass btw” appended to a Drake deep cut take is commitment to the bit. Same page: “Tyler having a better verse than Kendrick on an album is crazy.” Purrp dropped two takes in one sitting and addressed his opponents preemptively.
6. bmass: “Monaco is too long” and the fallout
Page 24668-24670. “Monaco is too long 🤢🤢🤢” — 4 replies of people correcting him, with “6 letters isn’t that bad, illiterate ass” being the first response. He then posted “host this host that n**** you need to stop eating Hostess” and got 4 more replies. Somehow escalated from song length discourse to dietary insults.
7. Kodak: “You could play me Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, The Beatles and I wouldn’t know the difference”
Page 37552. Said as a defense of her own taste, intended as a casual disclaimer, landed as an absolute nuclear take in a music forum. “All sounds the same to me” directed at three of the most discussed artists on the site. The fact she said it about herself rather than about someone else is why it got 5 replies instead of a perma.
8. UY SAB (mod): “I might have to re-ban earlyman for that VZ — might’ve been worse than when Dedication repped Wayne for the Kendrick battle”
Page 25241. 6 replies. A mod publicly ranking a VZ performance as potentially re-bannable while directly comparing it to the thread’s canonical terrible VZ moment. The institutional authority behind it made it land harder.
9. Nort: “Thread is starting to get scarily similar to a bad era of TNGHT — Tuneout is the greatest thing to happen to this thread in 2024”
Page 47776. 6 replies. Comparing the thread’s current state unfavorably to TNGHT while simultaneously crowning Tuneout. The double-move of insult + coronation in one post is advanced. Tuneout’s reaction was not recorded in the sample.
10. Purrp: “Chris Brown really is a goat if you ignore the Rihanna s* — Kdogone be like”
Page 72185. 5 replies. Attributed to Kdogone. Kdogone’s response not in sample. The “if you ignore the Rihanna s*” doing heavy lifting as a qualifier while Purrp blamed someone else for the take entirely.
when did purrp say chris brown is the goat
what the hell
@YungPapi
Nort has had a few too — Nort lets anyone have s*** with his partner. We’re not playing with the same rules.
hostess bar kinda fire ngl
when did purrp say chris brown is the goat
what the hell
@YungPapi
u missed the ending
@wey what happened to your boys Barca mate...yikes
record 15 champion league red cards
might be 18 in a row
mine's not even a real post?
It was you replying to Dave who said that
Apparently Tootsie’s in Miami is fire and has incredible food. Drake even raps about it lol
If I go I’m going to Miami I just can’t bc I know that’s a $1000 night prob
@YungPapi @Extraterrestrial @nort @RVI
Peppermint Hippo was the place where we went
lawd i know they were thick in there
hippo??? oh hell nah it was a bbw club!!!!
It was you replying to Dave who said that
ai so busted
hippo??? oh hell nah it was a bbw club!!!!
Sex, I'm wanting more; tell the world, stop the war