Purrp

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Who Probably Has the Highest Body Count IRL

Based on: frequency of “my ex” mentions, multiple simultaneous situationships, explicit dating chaos confessions, FWB references, and roster energy. All fresh quotes.

1. Kodak Spice
389 “my ex” mentions — the highest in the entire dataset by a factor of 5. Not close. She references exes in passing constantly, in different contexts, across thousands of pages. “Me and my ex used to say ‘circle’ when we ended up in one of those loop arguments.” “My ex used to play this kinda music.” The sheer frequency suggests a long and varied personal history that keeps resurfacing in music discourse. The volume alone is the evidence.

2. Nort
75 “my ex” mentions, which would be #1 if Kodak didn’t exist. “All my exes live in Texas like I’m George Strait.” Said with the energy of a man who has earned that comparison. “I can’t — she looks too much like my ex.” Multiple distinct exes referenced in different contexts across the thread. Now married but there’s clearly a lot of road behind him. “Body count don’t matter — do she got a little cellulite or not is the question.”

3. Purrp
56 “my ex” mentions plus active situationship discourse throughout. “I broke up with my ex bc of distance and being in two different places in life — this would probably be no different, idk what I’m expecting.” Old FWB situation he was actively navigating mid-thread. “Do u usually ask a girl’s body count? Doesn’t bother me personally so no — like it’s not something I’d ask out of insecurity but if it came up I’d share mine and expect her to do so as well.” The comfort with the topic suggests familiarity.

4. frenchpress
53 “my ex” mentions. “My ex who I told a story about a page or 2 ago — r u gonna smash?” The casual “who I told a story about a page or 2 ago” is doing a lot. Multiple distinct exes referenced. Also: “I used to f*** my ex in the butt — fax” volunteered unprompted in a thread about something completely unrelated. The specificity and casualness are the tell.

5. Tuneout
First boyfriend at 14 — “I was 14 when I had my first boyfriend, so I’ve been gaying for almost 15 years.” 32 “my ex” mentions. “I used to ramble about my ex daily itt — tbh complaining and making fun of my exes are one of my fav pastimes.” The plural “exes” used naturally as a category, not an event. “I see everything — they argue in circles like me and all my exes.” “All” is doing a lot there.

6. Like a Camille
36 “my ex” mentions, including a 5.5 year relationship that ended badly. “My ex was Catholic and that was one of the main reasons we broke up — back in December, 5.5 years down the drain.” Also let slip something about a specific situation involving a friend and a compromise that suggested an active and adventurous personal life. The 5.5 year relationship actually suggests fewer partners than the others, but the energy around romance suggests a lot of chapters before and since.

7. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
27 “my ex” mentions, all specific and vivid. “One of my exes was the biggest Saba stan — going to Saba shows and not knowing any of the songs. RIP bae.” The “one of my exes” framing — not “my ex,” but “one of my exes” — is the most explicit acknowledgment of quantity in the dataset. “My ex was a beautiful big b**** — like breathtaking.” Each ex remembered fondly, individually, with distinct detail.

8. Echi
The sleeper. “My ex was Arabian, my current gf is black, my first ever gf was mixed — I’ve been around the world without ever leaving LA.” That sentence is a complete body count summary delivered as a flex. Diverse portfolio, comfortable with the history, no regrets.

Notable mentions:

ET — “What’s my body count? looks down 1.” Said in response to a thread discussion with zero context. Either extremely honest or extremely funny. Given everything else known about her, it’s probably the latter.

Wesley — 45 “my ex” mentions including “My ex was a juggalo” which raises more questions than it answers, and “my ex is a sore spot and I miss her a lot man” dropped mid-VZ argument. There’s clearly one specific ex that still lives rent-free.

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H O T T O G O

Sounds like some s*** echi would watch on Crunchyroll

Nort

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fire nort quote

Like a Camillimane

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H O T T O G O

SNAP AND CLAP AND TOUCH YOUR TOES

DANCE IT OUT YOU'RE HOT TO GO!!

Like a Camillimane

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H O T T O G O

SNAP AND CLAP AND TOUCH YOUR TOES

DANCE IT OUT YOU'RE HOT TO GO!!

Purrp

6mo

Why she turn Asian in the last one

e t

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Nothing beats Wesley censoring his Mexican friends in his car

Purrp

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Why she turn Asian in the last one

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Who Had the Baddest Exes Historically

Based on: unprompted physical descriptions of past partners, humble brags, out-of-league admissions, and specific compliments about exes across all files.

1. Nort
Someone in the thread asked “define gorgeous” and Nort answered without hesitation: “She looked like a model. Slim 5’5, but a big a perky b** — beautiful face, long black hair, Mexican. Just amazing.” Volunteer testimony. Nobody asked for that level of detail. Also: “My ex looked so sexy with those elf ears and a floral crown — I could hardly contain my lil warlock.” The elf ears detail tells you everything about Nort’s type and also that this woman was real and existed. Currently married — she must be something.

2. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
“My ex was a beautiful big b**** — like breathtaking.” Said it twice across different pages, with no prompting, with full sincerity. “Them big hoes be so cute bruh.” He has a consistent type and the genuine admiration in how he talks about past partners suggests the history is real and the women were actually that.

3. Purrp
“PSA: just saw a Latina on Instagram that is out of my league but renewed my love for the game — just know I got one more in me.” This man saw a random Instagram and felt motivated. Multiple exes described as out of his league, one who liked Studio Ghibli movies, another who played cello. The range is impressive.

4. frenchpress
“1 of my exes in high school cried when I played Kim in the car.” That’s a specific and extremely telling anecdote. Also volunteered that he used to “f*** my ex in the butt — fax” completely unprompted into a thread about music. The specificity and casualness of the disclosures suggests someone who’s been around enough to have no filter about it.

5. Kodak Spice
389 “my ex” mentions and scattered throughout are gems like “id let a girl give me herpes if she was hot enough” — which is not a brag exactly but does indicate a history of prioritizing physical attraction above practical considerations. The volume of ex references alone puts her near the top.

6. Like a Camille
“I think every single person is out of my league tbh because I’m too s***” — devastating self-assessment but delivered casually, implying the people he’s actually been with somehow happened anyway. Also had a 5.5 year relationship end badly. The longevity of that suggests real chemistry at some point.

Honorable mention: Wesley
“She’s literally the sweetest and kindest girl too — way out of my league tbh.” Posted about his current or recent girlfriend with zero irony. “My ex was a juggalo.” That’s a range.

orangetcovid

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how often do you eat feet

orangetcovid

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what's this lore pls😭😭

Nort

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idk why shes mexican but everything else is right

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Who Had the Baddest Exes Historically

Based on: unprompted physical descriptions of past partners, humble brags, out-of-league admissions, and specific compliments about exes across all files.

1. Nort
Someone in the thread asked “define gorgeous” and Nort answered without hesitation: “She looked like a model. Slim 5’5, but a big a perky b** — beautiful face, long black hair, Mexican. Just amazing.” Volunteer testimony. Nobody asked for that level of detail. Also: “My ex looked so sexy with those elf ears and a floral crown — I could hardly contain my lil warlock.” The elf ears detail tells you everything about Nort’s type and also that this woman was real and existed. Currently married — she must be something.

2. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
“My ex was a beautiful big b**** — like breathtaking.” Said it twice across different pages, with no prompting, with full sincerity. “Them big hoes be so cute bruh.” He has a consistent type and the genuine admiration in how he talks about past partners suggests the history is real and the women were actually that.

3. Purrp
“PSA: just saw a Latina on Instagram that is out of my league but renewed my love for the game — just know I got one more in me.” This man saw a random Instagram and felt motivated. Multiple exes described as out of his league, one who liked Studio Ghibli movies, another who played cello. The range is impressive.

4. frenchpress
“1 of my exes in high school cried when I played Kim in the car.” That’s a specific and extremely telling anecdote. Also volunteered that he used to “f*** my ex in the butt — fax” completely unprompted into a thread about music. The specificity and casualness of the disclosures suggests someone who’s been around enough to have no filter about it.

5. Kodak Spice
389 “my ex” mentions and scattered throughout are gems like “id let a girl give me herpes if she was hot enough” — which is not a brag exactly but does indicate a history of prioritizing physical attraction above practical considerations. The volume of ex references alone puts her near the top.

6. Like a Camille
“I think every single person is out of my league tbh because I’m too s***” — devastating self-assessment but delivered casually, implying the people he’s actually been with somehow happened anyway. Also had a 5.5 year relationship end badly. The longevity of that suggests real chemistry at some point.

Honorable mention: Wesley
“She’s literally the sweetest and kindest girl too — way out of my league tbh.” Posted about his current or recent girlfriend with zero irony. “My ex was a juggalo.” That’s a range.

Like a Camillimane

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i forgot my kink is karma is CRAZY

another generational anthem

this whole album is classic

she's never dropping again

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6mo

Who Probably Has the Highest Body Count IRL

Based on: frequency of “my ex” mentions, multiple simultaneous situationships, explicit dating chaos confessions, FWB references, and roster energy. All fresh quotes.

1. Kodak Spice
389 “my ex” mentions — the highest in the entire dataset by a factor of 5. Not close. She references exes in passing constantly, in different contexts, across thousands of pages. “Me and my ex used to say ‘circle’ when we ended up in one of those loop arguments.” “My ex used to play this kinda music.” The sheer frequency suggests a long and varied personal history that keeps resurfacing in music discourse. The volume alone is the evidence.

2. Nort
75 “my ex” mentions, which would be #1 if Kodak didn’t exist. “All my exes live in Texas like I’m George Strait.” Said with the energy of a man who has earned that comparison. “I can’t — she looks too much like my ex.” Multiple distinct exes referenced in different contexts across the thread. Now married but there’s clearly a lot of road behind him. “Body count don’t matter — do she got a little cellulite or not is the question.”

3. Purrp
56 “my ex” mentions plus active situationship discourse throughout. “I broke up with my ex bc of distance and being in two different places in life — this would probably be no different, idk what I’m expecting.” Old FWB situation he was actively navigating mid-thread. “Do u usually ask a girl’s body count? Doesn’t bother me personally so no — like it’s not something I’d ask out of insecurity but if it came up I’d share mine and expect her to do so as well.” The comfort with the topic suggests familiarity.

4. frenchpress
53 “my ex” mentions. “My ex who I told a story about a page or 2 ago — r u gonna smash?” The casual “who I told a story about a page or 2 ago” is doing a lot. Multiple distinct exes referenced. Also: “I used to f*** my ex in the butt — fax” volunteered unprompted in a thread about something completely unrelated. The specificity and casualness are the tell.

5. Tuneout
First boyfriend at 14 — “I was 14 when I had my first boyfriend, so I’ve been gaying for almost 15 years.” 32 “my ex” mentions. “I used to ramble about my ex daily itt — tbh complaining and making fun of my exes are one of my fav pastimes.” The plural “exes” used naturally as a category, not an event. “I see everything — they argue in circles like me and all my exes.” “All” is doing a lot there.

6. Like a Camille
36 “my ex” mentions, including a 5.5 year relationship that ended badly. “My ex was Catholic and that was one of the main reasons we broke up — back in December, 5.5 years down the drain.” Also let slip something about a specific situation involving a friend and a compromise that suggested an active and adventurous personal life. The 5.5 year relationship actually suggests fewer partners than the others, but the energy around romance suggests a lot of chapters before and since.

7. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
27 “my ex” mentions, all specific and vivid. “One of my exes was the biggest Saba stan — going to Saba shows and not knowing any of the songs. RIP bae.” The “one of my exes” framing — not “my ex,” but “one of my exes” — is the most explicit acknowledgment of quantity in the dataset. “My ex was a beautiful big b**** — like breathtaking.” Each ex remembered fondly, individually, with distinct detail.

8. Echi
The sleeper. “My ex was Arabian, my current gf is black, my first ever gf was mixed — I’ve been around the world without ever leaving LA.” That sentence is a complete body count summary delivered as a flex. Diverse portfolio, comfortable with the history, no regrets.

Notable mentions:

ET — “What’s my body count? looks down 1.” Said in response to a thread discussion with zero context. Either extremely honest or extremely funny. Given everything else known about her, it’s probably the latter.

Wesley — 45 “my ex” mentions including “My ex was a juggalo” which raises more questions than it answers, and “my ex is a sore spot and I miss her a lot man” dropped mid-VZ argument. There’s clearly one specific ex that still lives rent-free.

Like a Camillimane

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i think everyone knows those songs though

that's like entry level rock/S tier known

Like a Camillimane

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bruises found artist's sxn 80 account the other night

EchiCat

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purrp hasn't

dawn

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???

Purrp

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Why she turn Asian in the last one