wey

3y

You wouldn’t ?

Like a Camillimane

6mo

@nort did

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6mo

Top 10 Most Parasocial Posters

1. CutiePieHole
The stat alone tells the story: 43% of every single @​mention she has ever made goes to @KodakSpice. Not 43% of her top target — 43% of her entire mention history. Posts like “Whre tf @KodakSpice,” “r u going to do doja justice tomorrow,” and “Every time i say ur my fav bmass gets jealous” — she is locked in. The thread’s purest parasocial in terms of concentration.

2. Allison Wanderland
374 posts expressing feelings toward specific users, 184 checking in on people. “I can’t have you out here repping a pedophile, I care about you too much” and “I hope things get better for you” are standard Allison posts. She genuinely nurtures specific people in the thread like a den mother. Her top target @saveme gets 20% of all her mentions.

3. back 2 black
340 “where are you” posts, 634 feelings posts — the raw numbers are massive. Heavy @​ET, @​Allison, @Kdogone energy. Deeply invested in specific poster dynamics. Posts directed at individuals with real emotional weight throughout.

4. bmass
“Goodness gracious I love u,” “@lucid love u,” “bmass really put me on to beabadoobee love u for that” — he just tells people he loves them constantly. @Hndrxx_Free alone gets 597 mentions from him (18% of all his mentions). A very affectionate poster.

5. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
“Was wondering where you was my boy,” “Imma miss you broski,” checking in on people constantly. Very attached to @​ET specifically (181 mentions, his top target). Also the guy who posted song lyrics about wanting someone to stay — that man is not just parasocial about the thread, he’s parasocial about life.

6. ET (Rauw alejandro fan)
“Come back Sizzy, you can’t miss the Frank VZ Weeknd tomorrow and also I miss you,” “There’s my papi missed you all day cabron” — posts with genuine longing energy toward specific users. @saveme is her top target at 124 mentions.

7. Sizzy (moonbaby)
Posts “i miss sizzy bruises tell that dork to get back on here immediately” — about herself, using her own alt name in third person — which is a level of parasocial behavior that transcends the category entirely. Also genuinely misses @davey and @nort when they’re gone. 187 mentions of @nort alone.

8. Purrp
“Who queued up Rev 909? I love you,” “Gonna miss you,” “You good b?” — quieter about it but consistently checks in on people. Heavy @Hndrxx_Free and @nort energy.

9. WESLEYS POWER
298 “where are you” posts. Deeply invested in the interpersonal dynamics of the thread, particularly around @op and @YungPapi. The parasocial energy here manifests more as needing the thread’s approval and attention than pure affection.

10. FBG LIIIIT
“I love you <3,” “UwU i love u <3,” “I may never love you — it’s okay, we can’t love everyone, as long as you accept me” — unironically wrote that last one. 31% of all his mentions go to a single person (@Hndrxx_Free). Small poster by volume but extremely concentrated parasocial energy.

wey

3y

You wouldn’t ?

frenchpress

6mo

@Orangutan yeah just listened to bully cd in the car. It’s a diff take on the project. Losing your mind even has lyrics now. Greatest artist to exist

wey

6mo

Bully cd has more stuff than streaming currently?

orangetcovid

6mo

that man is not just parasocial about the thread, he’s parasocial about life.

cooked me

TAIWAN SPICE

6mo

i did work today 😳

Like a Camillimane

6mo

@Kdogone thoughts

Nort

6mo

my guy is on-call rn and I agreed to cover him for a few hours today because I didnt expect to do any work

yet here i am, working.

frenchpress

6mo

That’s beautiful man. One day you’ll miss these times

Nort

6mo

Saving for a ring… saving for a ring…

Kdogone

6mo

Nort been making plans

Nort

6mo

I thought this was the greatest hook ever when the song dropped