Me before my morning coffee😂👍🇮🇱

Oh screw you

Pavement

Only thing I don’t like is I’m a bit out of it and it’s a beautiful night on a Friday so there could be drunk drivers
Ppl here are retarded like that

Stanky I think any trafficker would be lucky to have you.

Are y working overnight tonight

Yes

I'm about to sweep and mop this whole place it's gonna be so freaking clean

Cool cool

But I get off earlier

Not 7 but 6

Which means my morning walk will be especially early

I loved my morning walks after working overnights.
6am is a great time even though it’s only an hour earlier I found it to be the hardest hour

It's so boring

The rest of the night goes by kinda quick

6am comes and everyone starts getting there and it's like I don't wanna deal with u I have been here all night

Literally yes
I did 11-7am 2 nights a week and 3pm-11pm 3 nights a week.
I understand the 6-7am grind
After doing an overnight and s*** starts to get busy is the worst like bruh leave me alone I been here all night

Pizza guy calls me saying he's having trouble finding my unit and asks me to come outside

I twist my ankle at the top of a straight flight of stairs and fall all the way down with the pizza dude sitting and laughing from his car parked at the bottom

Total unadulterated humiliation

Trespassing on some farmers field that used to have horses right now to look at the moon

Is this a copy pasta I’m tarded and can’t tell

I wish

Just another day in my pathetic life

Unreal lol did u hurt yourself

Yea my ankle swelling like a mf right now

That’s hilarious gotta laugh at yourself sometimes I’m always tripping up in front of people

Rip.
I’ll tell u a quick story make I feel better about emberassinf yourself.

When I had a date with a girl a few years ago I was like 15 minutes late and was baked outta my mind running to the bar and she was in her car waiting and was looking at me run and said to herself imagine if that was my date lol
And I was
We smashed tho and dates for a few months
But I def looked super foolish lol

Sitcom ass scenario