yk that joke is older than us

I don’t feel responsible enough. I’m too scattered brained for all that!

damn

Apparently a switch just triggers in your brain biologically

You’ll be fine

my kids would be 7 years old and when they're asked why they didnt do something in school they'd say some s*** i said and be like "it's all pointless we're just gonna die soon"

I see you having a kid ngl. You have real midwestern dad energy.

im 100% having kids.
i undertsand people not wanting them.
but the world needs more of my genes in it, im reproducing

Everytime I toot its worse than the last

My work chair smells like eggs and asa

too truthful

I… dont believe it

crine wdym

@nort this guy wants u to drop them

Be careful

Truss me

You ever see a man’s face the first time he looks at his first kid

u get up and sniff the chair after u fart? this is so @nort coded

he would be i think he seems really smart and put together

shut up thinking about poki

she's looking crazy in those lola bunny pics

wow

U cock starved

Idk how to explain it. You just seem like the type of dude that would be yelling at soccer games

I see his tricks and Im not falling for em!

gotta be the best feeling in the world

i bet u were a chair sniffer when u were a jit

Thank goodness

Tune in the retirement home mid argument: “yeah well my son is an electrical engineer you don’t know that the f*** you’re talking about Jan”

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