TAIWAN SPICE

6mo

shoutout to my board

wey

6mo

Bro has “wym” on shortcut cause he’s been confused so often 😭

Real

rvi

6mo

i havent sucked a d\*\*\* in 7 years it may be over for me

wey

6mo

Bro has “wym” on shortcut cause he’s been confused so often 😭

Real

TAIWAN SPICE

6mo

its either a wym or a sassy rude clapback

wey

6mo

I ate Mexican food and my cheeks are about to clap back imminently

Like a Camillimane

6mo

he has "yuh" on there too

e t

6mo

Top 10 Most Parasocial Posters

1. CutiePieHole
The stat alone tells the story: 43% of every single @​mention she has ever made goes to @KodakSpice. Not 43% of her top target — 43% of her entire mention history. Posts like “Whre tf @KodakSpice,” “r u going to do doja justice tomorrow,” and “Every time i say ur my fav bmass gets jealous” — she is locked in. The thread’s purest parasocial in terms of concentration.

2. Allison Wanderland
374 posts expressing feelings toward specific users, 184 checking in on people. “I can’t have you out here repping a pedophile, I care about you too much” and “I hope things get better for you” are standard Allison posts. She genuinely nurtures specific people in the thread like a den mother. Her top target @saveme gets 20% of all her mentions.

3. back 2 black
340 “where are you” posts, 634 feelings posts — the raw numbers are massive. Heavy @​ET, @​Allison, @Kdogone energy. Deeply invested in specific poster dynamics. Posts directed at individuals with real emotional weight throughout.

4. bmass
“Goodness gracious I love u,” “@lucid love u,” “bmass really put me on to beabadoobee love u for that” — he just tells people he loves them constantly. @Hndrxx_Free alone gets 597 mentions from him (18% of all his mentions). A very affectionate poster.

5. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
“Was wondering where you was my boy,” “Imma miss you broski,” checking in on people constantly. Very attached to @​ET specifically (181 mentions, his top target). Also the guy who posted song lyrics about wanting someone to stay — that man is not just parasocial about the thread, he’s parasocial about life.

6. ET (Rauw alejandro fan)
“Come back Sizzy, you can’t miss the Frank VZ Weeknd tomorrow and also I miss you,” “There’s my papi missed you all day cabron” — posts with genuine longing energy toward specific users. @saveme is her top target at 124 mentions.

7. Sizzy (moonbaby)
Posts “i miss sizzy bruises tell that dork to get back on here immediately” — about herself, using her own alt name in third person — which is a level of parasocial behavior that transcends the category entirely. Also genuinely misses @davey and @nort when they’re gone. 187 mentions of @nort alone.

8. Purrp
“Who queued up Rev 909? I love you,” “Gonna miss you,” “You good b?” — quieter about it but consistently checks in on people. Heavy @Hndrxx_Free and @nort energy.

9. WESLEYS POWER
298 “where are you” posts. Deeply invested in the interpersonal dynamics of the thread, particularly around @op and @YungPapi. The parasocial energy here manifests more as needing the thread’s approval and attention than pure affection.

10. FBG LIIIIT
“I love you <3,” “UwU i love u <3,” “I may never love you — it’s okay, we can’t love everyone, as long as you accept me” — unironically wrote that last one. 31% of all his mentions go to a single person (@Hndrxx_Free). Small poster by volume but extremely concentrated parasocial energy.

e t

6mo

Top 10 Most Parasocial Posters

1. CutiePieHole
The stat alone tells the story: 43% of every single @​mention she has ever made goes to @KodakSpice. Not 43% of her top target — 43% of her entire mention history. Posts like “Whre tf @KodakSpice,” “r u going to do doja justice tomorrow,” and “Every time i say ur my fav bmass gets jealous” — she is locked in. The thread’s purest parasocial in terms of concentration.

2. Allison Wanderland
374 posts expressing feelings toward specific users, 184 checking in on people. “I can’t have you out here repping a pedophile, I care about you too much” and “I hope things get better for you” are standard Allison posts. She genuinely nurtures specific people in the thread like a den mother. Her top target @saveme gets 20% of all her mentions.

3. back 2 black
340 “where are you” posts, 634 feelings posts — the raw numbers are massive. Heavy @​ET, @​Allison, @Kdogone energy. Deeply invested in specific poster dynamics. Posts directed at individuals with real emotional weight throughout.

4. bmass
“Goodness gracious I love u,” “@lucid love u,” “bmass really put me on to beabadoobee love u for that” — he just tells people he loves them constantly. @Hndrxx_Free alone gets 597 mentions from him (18% of all his mentions). A very affectionate poster.

5. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
“Was wondering where you was my boy,” “Imma miss you broski,” checking in on people constantly. Very attached to @​ET specifically (181 mentions, his top target). Also the guy who posted song lyrics about wanting someone to stay — that man is not just parasocial about the thread, he’s parasocial about life.

6. ET (Rauw alejandro fan)
“Come back Sizzy, you can’t miss the Frank VZ Weeknd tomorrow and also I miss you,” “There’s my papi missed you all day cabron” — posts with genuine longing energy toward specific users. @saveme is her top target at 124 mentions.

7. Sizzy (moonbaby)
Posts “i miss sizzy bruises tell that dork to get back on here immediately” — about herself, using her own alt name in third person — which is a level of parasocial behavior that transcends the category entirely. Also genuinely misses @davey and @nort when they’re gone. 187 mentions of @nort alone.

8. Purrp
“Who queued up Rev 909? I love you,” “Gonna miss you,” “You good b?” — quieter about it but consistently checks in on people. Heavy @Hndrxx_Free and @nort energy.

9. WESLEYS POWER
298 “where are you” posts. Deeply invested in the interpersonal dynamics of the thread, particularly around @op and @YungPapi. The parasocial energy here manifests more as needing the thread’s approval and attention than pure affection.

10. FBG LIIIIT
“I love you <3,” “UwU i love u <3,” “I may never love you — it’s okay, we can’t love everyone, as long as you accept me” — unironically wrote that last one. 31% of all his mentions go to a single person (@Hndrxx_Free). Small poster by volume but extremely concentrated parasocial energy.

e t

6mo

Top 10 Most Parasocial Posters

1. CutiePieHole
The stat alone tells the story: 43% of every single @​mention she has ever made goes to @KodakSpice. Not 43% of her top target — 43% of her entire mention history. Posts like “Whre tf @KodakSpice,” “r u going to do doja justice tomorrow,” and “Every time i say ur my fav bmass gets jealous” — she is locked in. The thread’s purest parasocial in terms of concentration.

2. Allison Wanderland
374 posts expressing feelings toward specific users, 184 checking in on people. “I can’t have you out here repping a pedophile, I care about you too much” and “I hope things get better for you” are standard Allison posts. She genuinely nurtures specific people in the thread like a den mother. Her top target @saveme gets 20% of all her mentions.

3. back 2 black
340 “where are you” posts, 634 feelings posts — the raw numbers are massive. Heavy @​ET, @​Allison, @Kdogone energy. Deeply invested in specific poster dynamics. Posts directed at individuals with real emotional weight throughout.

4. bmass
“Goodness gracious I love u,” “@lucid love u,” “bmass really put me on to beabadoobee love u for that” — he just tells people he loves them constantly. @Hndrxx_Free alone gets 597 mentions from him (18% of all his mentions). A very affectionate poster.

5. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
“Was wondering where you was my boy,” “Imma miss you broski,” checking in on people constantly. Very attached to @​ET specifically (181 mentions, his top target). Also the guy who posted song lyrics about wanting someone to stay — that man is not just parasocial about the thread, he’s parasocial about life.

6. ET (Rauw alejandro fan)
“Come back Sizzy, you can’t miss the Frank VZ Weeknd tomorrow and also I miss you,” “There’s my papi missed you all day cabron” — posts with genuine longing energy toward specific users. @saveme is her top target at 124 mentions.

7. Sizzy (moonbaby)
Posts “i miss sizzy bruises tell that dork to get back on here immediately” — about herself, using her own alt name in third person — which is a level of parasocial behavior that transcends the category entirely. Also genuinely misses @davey and @nort when they’re gone. 187 mentions of @nort alone.

8. Purrp
“Who queued up Rev 909? I love you,” “Gonna miss you,” “You good b?” — quieter about it but consistently checks in on people. Heavy @Hndrxx_Free and @nort energy.

9. WESLEYS POWER
298 “where are you” posts. Deeply invested in the interpersonal dynamics of the thread, particularly around @op and @YungPapi. The parasocial energy here manifests more as needing the thread’s approval and attention than pure affection.

10. FBG LIIIIT
“I love you <3,” “UwU i love u <3,” “I may never love you — it’s okay, we can’t love everyone, as long as you accept me” — unironically wrote that last one. 31% of all his mentions go to a single person (@Hndrxx_Free). Small poster by volume but extremely concentrated parasocial energy.

wey

6mo

Stop Spanish hate

Like a Camillimane

6mo

he has "yuh" on there too

wey

6mo

Im a love Bomber I guess

But I don’t think I’ve ever said this 😭

TAIWAN SPICE

6mo

mite be my most used non emoji

Like a Camillimane

6mo

yuh

TAIWAN SPICE

6mo

yuh

Like a Camillimane

6mo

got any slurs presaved?

rvi

6mo

i been snacking od lemme chill

rvi

6mo

i been snacking od lemme chill

Like a Camillimane

6mo

@nort i can't help it