The Talented Mr Ripley

alcoholism might be the answer

my mom keeps telling me some s*** like "maybe youll meet a nice girl at the wedding!"

i have many problems

Only been to family weddings

Next year that finally changes. The first and last wedding I go in my 20’s

Samesies

It is.

dudes will spend 60-70 grand on a wedding before they have a home

insano why we still pretend a wedding ceremony is important

I got semi-drunk yesterday.

Goodness gracious, that walnut-powered vodka.

I took a trip to the year 3000
This song had gone multiplatinum
Everybody bought our 7th album
Which had outsold Michael Jackson

4-5 grand to a photographer for photos and videos you'll never look at again

what are we doing here

Spitting.

People always soooooo f***ing extra
If i ever get married I want it in a tree grove during a warm fall day
Pretty, ambient, not expensive, and cozy

Happy wife happy life starts before the marriage is even official…

s***'s a big jerkoff and subtle f*** you to other families and couples

"look at us!! we did this at this place!! isn't it great and lavish!!" see you in the divorce attorney's office bruh

She a gold digger at that point

i really hate weddings

not the 1 wife/husband for your life aspect but the bullshit facade of this ceremony and the only reason people do this is "everyone does it" "we've done it for centuries"

Tis a big scam

Just how that bullshit rule of “hurrdurr the engagement ring should be 3 months of your income” all because they had a great campaign in the early 1900’s that brainwashed this country lmao

woah artist

Walnut powered vodka

I did this because I couldn't bear the stomachache... had to come up with quick solutions and remedies.

he bought it to cure his stomach pain