Br00ses 🐇Sep 25, 2025·1 replyBr00sesI normally will just drink 2 beers or 3-4 if I wanna get silly
My alcohol tolerance used to be higher when I drank more though
Or I was just getting wasted more often and I don't remember it accurately
Sep 25, 2025·1 reply
fuegoive s*** in the woods a few times
Does a Fuego s*** in the woods?
e t 👽Sep 25, 2025·1 reply
dawnET is a killer
But don’t push me
rvi 🐦⬛Sep 25, 2025i think theres been only like 2-3 times this year where ive had like 12+ drinks worth of alcohol in one weekend
im trying to keep it to like maybe 4-5 only one day each weekend and then once a month more like 8
thats still too much though probably
- fuego 🔥Sep 25, 2025WESLEYS THEORY
Does a Fuego s*** in the woods?
sometimes, if he drinks some dairy probably more likely
- Sep 25, 2025e t
But don’t push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to being in your homies side yard pooping
- e t 👽Sep 25, 2025Br00ses
My alcohol tolerance used to be higher when I drank more though
Or I was just getting wasted more often and I don't remember it accurately
The funny part is that I get really high off one hit of a vape pen. My weed tolerance is rock bottom and it never gets higher
Sep 25, 2025·1 replyamerican beer sizes are like a third smaller than the amount of liquid as what I drink so this is f***ing my brain up
Sep 25, 2025·1 reply
KobeToThaOnce got the cops called on me and my cousins because I dared to put Baja blast in a water cup in Taco Bell lmao.
My one cousin used to work at this very same Taco Bell, and when he saw the workers tell me to dump the soda ( and I did,) he said “nah f*** that Swillo! Fill it up if you want” so I obliged and did so lmao. He then had some choice words for their manager.
We ended up finishing our meal, prepared to go outside and we saw an unmarked cop car with 3 cock diesel bald dudes hop out of it. Niggas looked ready for war with some unruly patrons. They were so disappointed once they learned the situation, and just told us to leave. Which we didn’t care since we already finished eating
Im a yapgod goddamn
One time we were all drunk and ubered to a waffle house. When we got there they told us they were "closed for cleaning" so we hungout in the parking lot for like an hour before they let us in.
After we came in, they locked the door behind us, so obviously they weren't trying to serve anybody but saw us waiting there for like an hour
Anyways, some dude comes up to the door and one of my homies hops up, cracks the locked door open a little and tells the dude that waffle house is closed. Dude at the door is pissed and walks off. Like 15 mins later he pulls up with a crew and the employees let them in.
The crew surrounded our table and ask if we were ready to go outside and "play some games"
I knew my guy was about to say some smart s*** so I kicked him hard as s*** under the table cause we were in no condition for a drunk scuffle with these guys, and thankfully my guy played dumb and said he was just trying to be helpful by telling them it was closed, so they left us alone
There's my yap sesh
- fuego 🔥Sep 25, 2025
i quit drinking mostly. started smoking more weed and enjoyed that more. ill drink wine if im out at dinner or a business thing but otherwise im a diet coke and water guy.
- Sep 25, 2025e t
I’m also 6’4 and 200 lbs. So your 4 beers are my 8
Yup. My girlfriend is like a foot shorter than me and gets drunk off two drinks
- Br00ses 🐇Sep 25, 2025·1 replyJohn Mauve
american beer sizes are like a third smaller than the amount of liquid as what I drink so this is f***ing my brain up
A normal beer is 12oz
Sep 25, 2025If it aint bout money cut it short tonight braxton baby
- Sep 25, 2025·1 replyBr00ses
A normal beer is 12oz
I could give it to you in ml but you may not like it
- e t 👽Sep 25, 2025·1 replyKobeToTha
Once got the cops called on me and my cousins because I dared to put Baja blast in a water cup in Taco Bell lmao.
My one cousin used to work at this very same Taco Bell, and when he saw the workers tell me to dump the soda ( and I did,) he said “nah f*** that Swillo! Fill it up if you want” so I obliged and did so lmao. He then had some choice words for their manager.
We ended up finishing our meal, prepared to go outside and we saw an unmarked cop car with 3 cock diesel bald dudes hop out of it. Niggas looked ready for war with some unruly patrons. They were so disappointed once they learned the situation, and just told us to leave. Which we didn’t care since we already finished eating
Im a yapgod goddamn
Dude wtf who would call the cops for that
- Br00ses 🐇Sep 25, 2025·1 replyJohn Mauve
I could give it to you in ml but you may not like it
Can you say it in oz
- Sep 25, 2025·1 replyKobeToTha
Once got the cops called on me and my cousins because I dared to put Baja blast in a water cup in Taco Bell lmao.
My one cousin used to work at this very same Taco Bell, and when he saw the workers tell me to dump the soda ( and I did,) he said “nah f*** that Swillo! Fill it up if you want” so I obliged and did so lmao. He then had some choice words for their manager.
We ended up finishing our meal, prepared to go outside and we saw an unmarked cop car with 3 cock diesel bald dudes hop out of it. Niggas looked ready for war with some unruly patrons. They were so disappointed once they learned the situation, and just told us to leave. Which we didn’t care since we already finished eating
Im a yapgod goddamn
Those Taco Bell workers definitely loathed your cousin because if they had f***ed with him, they wouldn’t have given a single s***.
- Sep 25, 2025
Slow faced b**** who spot is u taking my spot forever hoe im like a dalamation
- KobeToTha 🇩🇴Sep 25, 2025·1 replyOrangutan
One time we were all drunk and ubered to a waffle house. When we got there they told us they were "closed for cleaning" so we hungout in the parking lot for like an hour before they let us in.
After we came in, they locked the door behind us, so obviously they weren't trying to serve anybody but saw us waiting there for like an hour
Anyways, some dude comes up to the door and one of my homies hops up, cracks the locked door open a little and tells the dude that waffle house is closed. Dude at the door is pissed and walks off. Like 15 mins later he pulls up with a crew and the employees let them in.
The crew surrounded our table and ask if we were ready to go outside and "play some games"
I knew my guy was about to say some smart s*** so I kicked him hard as s*** under the table cause we were in no condition for a drunk scuffle with these guys, and thankfully my guy played dumb and said he was just trying to be helpful by telling them it was closed, so they left us alone
There's my yap sesh
“Play some games” is devious. You played it smart
- rvi 🐦⬛Sep 25, 2025·1 reply
my hangovers started getting significantly worse when i hit late 20s
- KobeToTha 🇩🇴Sep 25, 2025e t
Dude wtf who would call the cops for that
A b**** ass manager bro lmao
- Sep 25, 2025·1 replyBr00ses
Can you say it in oz
according to google a standard UK pint is 19 oz
- KobeToTha 🇩🇴Sep 25, 2025·1 replyWESLEYS THEORY
Those Taco Bell workers definitely loathed your cousin because if they had f***ed with him, they wouldn’t have given a single s***.
It was already a couple years removed since he worked there at that point. Idk if he even knew the manager working tbh i gotta ask him
- Br00ses 🐇Sep 25, 2025·1 replyJohn Mauve
according to google a standard UK pint is 19 oz
Oh a pint here is 16oz
- fuego 🔥Sep 25, 2025·1 replyKobeToTha
Once got the cops called on me and my cousins because I dared to put Baja blast in a water cup in Taco Bell lmao.
My one cousin used to work at this very same Taco Bell, and when he saw the workers tell me to dump the soda ( and I did,) he said “nah f*** that Swillo! Fill it up if you want” so I obliged and did so lmao. He then had some choice words for their manager.
We ended up finishing our meal, prepared to go outside and we saw an unmarked cop car with 3 cock diesel bald dudes hop out of it. Niggas looked ready for war with some unruly patrons. They were so disappointed once they learned the situation, and just told us to leave. Which we didn’t care since we already finished eating
Im a yapgod goddamn
lmaoooo. we did this as teenagers at mcdonalds and then they started giving out the iced coffee clear cups for water instead, didnt really stop us though.