Bruises got Ops with PoOps

they should make yuengling with double the alcohol !

There’s probably cameras in tons of bathrooms that go undetected. I usually wave while peeing

Imagine just smiling because you took a lax and you’re just destroying the bathroom of your opponent, knowing they will have to clean it.

Evil.

Just drink two

Once s***ted in a niggas side yard before
It was an emergency

I've never had a lager with a high abv that tasted good

But I've also only tried ones that were obviously going to be bad

So maybe it exists

Dollar to drunk ratio isn't efficient when you can get a double ipa tall boy for like 3 bucks

I drink like two regular beers and I'm drunk now tbh

Me and the homie got the cops called on us for pissing and throwing up in the taco bell parking lot

Warranted tbf

if y’all were just chillin there then y’all were buggin lmao

I took a s*** in a plastic bag in the middle of a Wendy’s parking lot once

That’s wicked dude

Smokey type s***

If I'm a a restaurant two will get me feeling nice

But if I'm at home or out drinking I need at least 4 as a baseline and 8 to 10 to really be feeling it

Hence why I'm partaking in sober october

The exact vibe

10 is crazy

House got destroyed like 3 months after and I had diarrhea bro i had to

Most recently I woke up from a nap and got up to do some side work. I had eaten a burger for lunch and I started to get a weird feeling in my stomach, but I ignored it to make a delivery. After that delivery, I kept repeating to myself “please make it please make it please make it”. It was a six minute drive to a Chipotle bathroom. I waddled in there feeling like I was about to explode any second. I made it in the Knick of time.

yeah I felt that way in the moment but upon further reflection we really were just out there in the open spewing bodily fluids from every end

It’s so weird right

If I go out after work to a bar and have a few beers with ppl I get buzzed
At home, I can drink 2 cups of vodka, literally and barely feel much

Two "cups" of vodka?

No way I'm posting with actual alcoholics

Sit this one out, little slugger. You're in the big leagues with the real alcoholics now.

Yeah like I generally do a martini with 6 shots of vodka, a splash of pickle juice, and a splash of hot sauce. That’s my go to