Scorpi

it’s endearing to watch a cranky old person in a way cus its like aw look at you all worked up

I love it so much

I'm like aww you're just mad at the world

awful evil people

we werent meant to live past 40

Don't throw your back out yelling 🤭

Yup yup

Some of those people genuinely believe that going every Sunday makes them a good person, not actually trying to be a good person.

i remember you explaining this to me years ago and i didnt get it but i certainly do now

When I worked at a restaurant I went from "love everyone" to "mandatory euthanasia at age 65" real quick

grandpappy just needs to vent it’s okay dont take it personally

I like to be condescendingly nice to them

They realize what I'm doing then they start to feel a little silly then we have fun

and the younger crowd is completely disengaged

you say “how are ya?!” and they just look down and shrug

easiest interaction ever like awesome cool i hate talking too

some dude got an attitude with me from the jump the other day and i told him to “start over”

he then went on to explain the terrible day he’s been having. i ended up feeling bad.

That’s not to say that every older person I have served has treated me like s***, there’s actually been some really nice ones in the past.

Millennials and Gen Z are not the majority s***heads though.

Dudes fear eye contact more than death

I understand why everyone i work with is either an alcoholic, smoker, or d*** addict

millennials are the nicest customers easy

they still got that Le Derp awesome sauce energy to em

@Camille real ones get addicted to something else

Their social skills more then likely are ass/underdeveloped

Your work needs a few s***addicts to round out the mix

it’s nuts man

I'm too tired to be a w****. Also I value emotional connections

This works too for younger people usually they are just stressed and need to vent

With old people they are just grumpy and forget that the people around them also matter so if they have a silly complaint I like to pull a "oh my goodness????? What? We had NO more glass coke bottles?!"

That’s not quite what I meant