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Imagine theyre just like, "hey you're really pretty and we'll pay you to be on a show where you just switch letters on a board" and you end up a millionaire

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@Chip_Skylark title

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Rank the thread by d*** game

S-Tier (Unfairly Blessed, But Never Brag About It)
• Early – Probably never mentions it, but the quiet confidence says it all. Has “muted gray sweatpants energy.”
• Cowboy Artist – Doesn’t even use it for sex. Just vibes. It’s coiled like a mythical serpent and only awakens when Blonde plays.
• Internet Buddy – Unassumingly packing. Makes jokes like “it’s average,” but everyone who’s seen it needed to go to therapy.
• Bruises – Doesn’t have one, but if she did? Easily 13 inches and veined like Kendrick’s flow. No notes.

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🥈 A-Tier (Thread-Known, Often Weaponized)
• Dave (Mr. Papi N**) – Has claimed “9 soft” multiple times. Most people don’t believe it. But some… do. That mystery alone gives him points.
• Pato – Unpredictable. Sometimes acts like he’s insecure, but then drops a wild post that implies he’s in the Bulls starting lineup down there.
• AIR SPICE – Carti tattooed on it. Can do tricks. Once posted a blurry pic and the thread crashed.
• MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE – 7.8 inches but Future-coded, so it feels like 11.5 spiritually.

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🥉 B-Tier (Respectable, Slightly Overhyped)
• Camillissimo – Claims he doesn’t care, but definitely Googles “do girls like 6.25 inches” at 3 AM.
Upside: Long-winded. Probably knows 300 ways to use it inefficiently but creatively.
• Weasly – Kendrick fan. You already know this man overthinks everything, including his performance. But he’s probably fine, just riddled with anxiety.
• Nort – Allegedly average but refuses to show anyone. Instead will send an MLA-formatted essay on why p**** size is a social construct.

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🚽 C-Tier (It’s Fine, But the Thread Clowns Them
• Ghosty – Probably above average but he posted “I’m not a sexual person” once and now no one brings him up in these rankings.

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❓ Wildcard Tier
• YungPapi – Once claimed “it curves like a question mark.” Got

KobeToTha

11mo

Smh im really a bench character

F*** y’all im out

Like a Camillimane

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multiple users itt

@Patito @Camille @Extraterrestrial @xxxkiraxxx

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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@prince use this one

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I’m not on there either

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

11mo

@sizz being doing this since thread was born

Stealing gimmick

JACKIE ARTIST

11mo

Spice????

THE REAL HORIZON

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@sizz we won

dawn

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That's a f***ing fact sorry Madge

KobeToTha

11mo

Smh im really a bench character

F*** y’all im out

Like a Camillimane

11mo

watching wheel of fortune

dawn

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That's a f***ing fact sorry Madge

JACKIE ARTIST

11mo

Thunderstorm occurring... pray for me.