Hell no you’ll end up like me

Maybe they want that Chip

🖕⚽️

I have a powerful idea to make the world a better place.

Punishing false advertising with death

I wouldn’t wish that on no one

GIVE ME

the world runs on false advertising unfortunately

Like 80% of the apps / social media / tech you use now wouldn’t exist without false advertising.

Well we could change that

With murder

Gift buying is lowkey annoying asl cause IDK WHAT TO GET browsing through stuff for violin oomf and so far im thinkin of getting her a necklace/bracelet eventho she rarely wears accessories other than earrings what if i get something and she doesn't wear it

Was thinking perhaps a painting but not sure... last option is just to buy a perfume...

The reason I’m feeling so strongly about this topic in the moment is because I bought a jar of pickles that claimed to be “the spiciest pickles you’ll ever eat” and they’re not even spicier than a regular dill pickle

dam u got fl**c*d

Please tell me you’re not buying a gift from the friend zone

who are you buying necklace bracelet for

hm? its her bday in a couple days

a close friend of mine

The gifts you are listing are boyfriend gifts, not friend zone gifts

If it’s a friend zone gift, get her a cupcake and an iced latte

this

Buying jewelry as a gift for your friend for their birthday feels too personal

That's a weird gift for your guy friend to get you

thts a s***ty gift

It’s a normal gift someone would expect from a friend. Either that or something that defines your friendship like an inside joke

Romantic gifts seem weird and desperate ngl

Im not trying to win this girl over or anything man we just been rlly close esp of late and I wanna gift her something thoughtful. Plenty of my other friends have given me thoughtful gifts and I didn't think more of it

Welp imma go with perfume then