ok this was funny
I said “I only need one of you here as we wait for someone else to clock in — flip a coin” to him and another coworker
he says “It doesn’t matter, none of this matters.”
Anyone wanna hear a riddle instead?
#GrinchinForRiddles
Let’s hear it brother
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Let’s hear it brother
This an oldie, but
A man falls from a 100 story tall building, but he lands with no injuries, and walks off. With no parachute, no nothing.
How?
A broken pencil who?
Sorry there’s no point
@patito @nort i made it
potato diet muscles
I said “I only need one of you here as we wait for someone else to clock in — flip a coin” to him and another coworker
he says “It doesn’t matter, none of this matters.”
In the end
Nothing even matters...

potato diet muscles
@op u abandoned the goated diet
This an oldie, but
A man falls from a 100 story tall building, but he lands with no injuries, and walks off. With no parachute, no nothing.
How?
Was he on the first story
@patito @nort i made it
he can tell how buff you are just by the way you post!
This an oldie, but
A man falls from a 100 story tall building, but he lands with no injuries, and walks off. With no parachute, no nothing.
How?
Because he likes Drake
Was he on the first story
In the end
Nothing even matters...
!https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?si=iHyq0cQI8aHKXeC5goated song and album wheww
Because he likes Drake
He’s one of Papis angels so he has wings. Duh
This an oldie, but
A man falls from a 100 story tall building, but he lands with no injuries, and walks off. With no parachute, no nothing.
How?
He fell from the first floor of da building
Because he likes Drake
He was secretly a papi angel who used his wings. Secret answer unlocked
He fell from the first floor of da building
Because he likes Drake
Ok another oldie.
A father and his son get into a very bad car accident, both are rushed to the hospital. When the son is rushed into the ER for surgery, the doctor says “i cant perform surgery on him, Hes my son” how?
Ok another oldie.
A father and his son get into a very bad car accident, both are rushed to the hospital. When the son is rushed into the ER for surgery, the doctor says “i cant perform surgery on him, Hes my son” how?
His mom?
Ok another oldie.
A father and his son get into a very bad car accident, both are rushed to the hospital. When the son is rushed into the ER for surgery, the doctor says “i cant perform surgery on him, Hes my son” how?
Da mom is da doctor
What the f*** is going on in here