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@BM_ ban this filler account pls

If sue falls asleep in a room I am not in she runs to find me and meows frantically

if i wanted to hire Sue to help me sue somebody how much do that cost

That doesn’t really make sense tbh..

y...

my cat does that too

How does she do that if she’s sleeping..

Booty so big that they think you’re East African

I wanna join cat gang
Can’t get one yet tho

Are you a stupid person

im crying

Look how it sits on you whaaaaaa those tights might rip on youuuu

I would

How long have you known me to be asking me such a stupid question

Ofc I am !

cat wakes up and gets confused/concerned the owner isn't there so they run around meowing looking for you because they fell asleep accidentally

So cats care for you just as much as they disrespect and give 0 f***s about you

She finds me then does a sleepy cat wiggle

It's cute every time

Yes

W

All I need is patience. Heartbreak Drake is tripping on vacation.

Have you taught her any tricks

yes

That's not how this friendship works