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  • Jul 13, 2025
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    Of course he listens to music 15 hours a day

    Just like he takes 2 hours to wipe his ass

    Here’s my theory

    Artie exists on a different plane of existence from us where time moves much more quickly

    So 15 hours to him is like 5 hours to us

    And 2 hours is like 20 minutes to us

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    John Mauve

    you're listening to music all day if you listen to the sound around you

    oncoming traffic, the birds singing, the wind

    word to John Cage

    i can drink to that, cheers

  • wey 🍎
    Jul 13, 2025
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    John Mauve

    you're listening to music all day if you listen to the sound around you

    oncoming traffic, the birds singing, the wind

    word to John Cage

    I'll drink to that

    cheers

  • wey 🍎
    Jul 13, 2025
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    Like a Camillimane

    i can drink to that, cheers

    bro?

  • Jul 13, 2025
    WESLEYS THEORY

    Of course he listens to music 15 hours a day

    Just like he takes 2 hours to wipe his ass

    Here’s my theory

    Artie exists on a different plane of existence from us where time moves much more quickly

    So 15 hours to him is like 5 hours to us

    And 2 hours is like 20 minutes to us

    I listen to music while wiping, taking a bath.

  • Jul 13, 2025
    WESLEYS THEORY

    Of course he listens to music 15 hours a day

    Just like he takes 2 hours to wipe his ass

    Here’s my theory

    Artie exists on a different plane of existence from us where time moves much more quickly

    So 15 hours to him is like 5 hours to us

    And 2 hours is like 20 minutes to us

    i forgot about that 2 hour ass wipe session

  • wey 🍎
    Jul 13, 2025

    ai

  • Jul 13, 2025
    wey

    bro?

    LMFAOOOOO

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    Also.
    It's not--

    I do not wipe my ass for two hours but one hour and a half.

  • Jul 13, 2025
    Like a Camillimane

    i can drink to that, cheers

    yes

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    wey

    I'll drink to that

    cheers

    ?

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    John Mauve

    ?

    ai malfunctioned and made a duel post

  • wey 🍎
    Jul 13, 2025
    Like a Camillimane

    ai malfunctioned and made a duel post

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    JACKIE ARTIST

    Also.
    It's not--

    I do not wipe my ass for two hours but one hour and a half.

    Bro you said that like the rest of us take an hour and a half to wipe our ass

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    Like a Camillimane

    ai malfunctioned and made a duel post

    wouldn't surprise me if everyone itt was AI tbh

  • Jul 13, 2025
    JACKIE ARTIST

    Also.
    It's not--

    I do not wipe my ass for two hours but one hour and a half.

    like wiping your ass for 90 minutes is any less normal or sane

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    WESLEYS THEORY

    Bro you said that like the rest of us take an hour and a half to wipe our ass

    It's got to be clean.

    Thoroughly.

  • Jul 13, 2025
    JACKIE ARTIST

    It's got to be clean.

    Thoroughly.

    @nort

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    Artie should call up Guinness book of world records for having the cleanest anus recorded on record

  • Purrp 🌚
    Jul 13, 2025
    John Mauve

    wouldn't surprise me if everyone itt was AI tbh

    @Prince is ai

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    @Prince don't you get sick of wasting so much toilet paper

  • Jul 13, 2025
    WESLEYS THEORY

    Artie should call up Guinness book of world records for having the cleanest anus recorded on record

    I just need to douche it a tad more frequently, but I'm afraid that would end up taking me two hours in total, and you would then be right.

  • Jul 13, 2025

    Imma dox Artie

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    @Prince don't you get sick of wasting so much toilet paper

    First of all.

  • Jul 13, 2025
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    This is Artie

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