im making fun of et not u

Oh my b

i waked and baked like 14 hrs ago

I can’t sleep in clothes, never could. It feels so uncomfortable to me. Even pajamas.

Fake smoker breh wtf

sitting down to pee is for the poor and the d***less

Having somewhere to sit is a rich trait

If I speak

i like having an absurdly low tolerance the s*** hits like it hasnt in years

You too?

i went to play with my neighbor as a like 4 year old and as we walked into her house her dad was just sitting watching tv completely naked and i told her my mom when i went home that afternoon and she went ballistic on him

owning a urinal sounds richer than owning a toilet

my toilet seat is heated

I’m not strict about it to the point where I HAVE to, like I’ve slept in underwear before. But I get really hot temperature wise at night and sleeping nude is so freeing

Nah, even with my own kids, when they used to crawl into bed at night all the time, I slept in boxers , was annoying af

id rather not sweat

Yep it’s the best.

You think anyone other than Drake has a urinal in their house

We can share a bed at the Vz sleepover

Just as long as the tips don’t touch we’re good

prolly someone w butt problems

ima put my fist in ur but

I'd smoke all day everyday if i could

That’s 🍇

With a break every now and then ofc