there's a genetic component to the dress thing tho

ur finally watching??

Was there? I could see both

You know what else doesn’t heal?

Stingray stabbings

man that's gotta sting!

ctfu

Mhm he passed away

ya that's relevant to some allele or smthn i dunno the jargon

just turned it on

peak divorced dad tv

Steve Irwin been gone for 19 years

tvoty 2025

linux code?

You live your whole life wrestling crocodiles, handling poisonous snakes and tigers and s*** and you get took out by a little sting ray b****. Should be a verse in that Alanis morrisette song

all im thinking about is a philly cheesesteak and freaking ice tea

To be fair

None of us have squabbled up with a Stingray

sudo pacman -S “your mom”

I've petted a stingray before

I’ve pet one at an aquarium a dozen times

did the stingray give u consent?

They’re so smooth and not even slimy. It’s like petting a large tooth

But you won't hear about it. They can't talk

That eye test had me like

Yeah, pet one

Not squared up with one

Hurl an insult next time at one and tell them they’ll never be a Shark and see what happens