Missing some important 80s/90s Washington events
he was a plane aviator the same day Jay Z dropped The Blueprint
Nort feeling proud that he got Pepe the frog banned from Fortnite chats and Tuneout clowning him for pages for it still a goated era
Craziest lore drop today easily is Artist takes 2 hours to wipe their ass
speaking on the topic of wiping their ass...
@Prince does ur a****** hurt after u wipe
Bro when have you ever mentioned that before
Well, I must have.
Along with the baths.
MyChart Wonnt recognize me Face!
how can they when its lookin like![]()
Missing some important 80s/90s Washington events
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newly added
hacker
Arties toilet paper when it sees Artist getting ready for a new session

I use.
Wet wipes.
Exclusively.
Arties toilet paper when it sees Artist getting ready for a new session

ruckus avy
Nort feeling proud that he got Pepe the frog banned from Fortnite chats and Tuneout clowning him for pages for it still a goated era
he got such a kick out of that
I work at a restaurant and we had a bathroom anyone could use regardless of if they were a customer or not. Pretty lenient system. This one homeless guy who frequents the area comes in to use it occasionally. And usually it’s no problem.
This morning however, he came in and was on there for like 10-15 minutes and then came out and requested a mop. I shrugged my shoulders and gave it to him, because I just assumed it was piss on the ground and he missed and was trying wipe it up or something. After he left, one of my employees went to go check the bathroom after how long he was in it and almost passed out. Here’s the graphic part, so skip it if you can’t handle graphic details.
This man had explosive diarrhea and popped a hemorrhoid while he was on the toliet, leaking blood and s*** everywhere. I’m taking s*** on the walls. He half assed a clean up job with the blood so most of it was gone or in the trash, but you could still see the blood on tissue, paper towels and remenants of it not wipped properly on the floor.
And I was the one who had to clean it up. Double masked, double gloves, bleach and about an hour and a half of cleanup. Now nobody but employees will be allowed in the bathroom.
Well, I must have.
Along with the baths.
We would remember something like that
libtard
Well, I didn’t do it purposefully but I do think it’s a funny part of my lore.
I work at a restaurant and we had a bathroom anyone could use regardless of if they were a customer or not. Pretty lenient system. This one homeless guy who frequents the area comes in to use it occasionally. And usually it’s no problem.
This morning however, he came in and was on there for like 10-15 minutes and then came out and requested a mop. I shrugged my shoulders and gave it to him, because I just assumed it was piss on the ground and he missed and was trying wipe it up or something. After he left, one of my employees went to go check the bathroom after how long he was in it and almost passed out. Here’s the graphic part, so skip it if you can’t handle graphic details.
This man had explosive diarrhea and popped a hemorrhoid while he was on the toliet, leaking blood and s*** everywhere. I’m taking s*** on the walls. He half assed a clean up job with the blood so most of it was gone or in the trash, but you could still see the blood on tissue, paper towels and remenants of it not wipped properly on the floor.
And I was the one who had to clean it up. Double masked, double gloves, bleach and about an hour and a half of cleanup. Now nobody but employees will be allowed in the bathroom.
I work at a restaurant and we had a bathroom anyone could use regardless of if they were a customer or not. Pretty lenient system. This one homeless guy who frequents the area comes in to use it occasionally. And usually it’s no problem.
This morning however, he came in and was on there for like 10-15 minutes and then came out and requested a mop. I shrugged my shoulders and gave it to him, because I just assumed it was piss on the ground and he missed and was trying wipe it up or something. After he left, one of my employees went to go check the bathroom after how long he was in it and almost passed out. Here’s the graphic part, so skip it if you can’t handle graphic details.
This man had explosive diarrhea and popped a hemorrhoid while he was on the toliet, leaking blood and s*** everywhere. I’m taking s*** on the walls. He half assed a clean up job with the blood so most of it was gone or in the trash, but you could still see the blood on tissue, paper towels and remenants of it not wipped properly on the floor.
And I was the one who had to clean it up. Double masked, double gloves, bleach and about an hour and a half of cleanup. Now nobody but employees will be allowed in the bathroom.
WHY THE F*** DO I REMEMBER THIS STORY.
I work at a restaurant and we had a bathroom anyone could use regardless of if they were a customer or not. Pretty lenient system. This one homeless guy who frequents the area comes in to use it occasionally. And usually it’s no problem.
This morning however, he came in and was on there for like 10-15 minutes and then came out and requested a mop. I shrugged my shoulders and gave it to him, because I just assumed it was piss on the ground and he missed and was trying wipe it up or something. After he left, one of my employees went to go check the bathroom after how long he was in it and almost passed out. Here’s the graphic part, so skip it if you can’t handle graphic details.
This man had explosive diarrhea and popped a hemorrhoid while he was on the toliet, leaking blood and s*** everywhere. I’m taking s*** on the walls. He half assed a clean up job with the blood so most of it was gone or in the trash, but you could still see the blood on tissue, paper towels and remenants of it not wipped properly on the floor.
And I was the one who had to clean it up. Double masked, double gloves, bleach and about an hour and a half of cleanup. Now nobody but employees will be allowed in the bathroom.
You about to make me crash out with this copypasta you b******