bro talking about one pie he had two weeks ago and is wondering y he isnt fattening

I incorporate a plethora of nuts.

a healthy pie nonetheless

I like rhubarb.

Sorry -- rhubarb and raspberry.

They're great

You need to fatten up a bit as well

and if u was fat ud be b****ing about how u wish u was skinny.u endlessly yearn for what u dont have. practice mindfulness

Ok, but I'm literally 5'7".

Isn't it a tad too light.

then eat bro

ud rather sit around and complain and mope and drown in ur own sorrow than do anything about anything

i must still try

all the size went to one area

I feel nauseous all the time.

Ok, good.

boohoo bro theres always sum to complain about w u

Classic.

I looked at her ig profile

mysterious coochie

Ayo

rvi makes me gay

I don’t think it’s rvi

she got waoty 🔥🔥🔥

VZ thread departures, ranked:

S tier

Allison - either dead, in jail, a lipstick alley moderator, or became Polish. The level of mystery has never been topped. Missing for years with no trace.

JesusIsLord/Jesus Guy - weeks of an absolute schizo whirlwind, including secret discords filled with banned schizo members and some of the most insane posts of all time, self-doxxing, never to return or be heard from again but leaving a permanent mark.

RocMarci - Same tier as above but somehow started off normal and came back insanely schizo. Pretty sure this thread is responsible for multiple breakdowns.

Tuneout - Came in all nice and cuddly, had Bruises cosign, was a rising star, loved and d***rode by most in here. Then, suddenly he stopped shooting heroin for one week. Fought the entire thread, paragraphs upon paragraphs of insults, slurs. Ranks as the biggest schizo surprise by far. Legendary.

A tier

ruckus - just left and never came back. No fanfare or frills. Now that’s what I call dedication.

F tier

@op (ongoing) - leaves to focus on his gym and diet routine, time #75. Always comes back fatter and hungrier somehow.

@YungPapi (ongoing)- pretending to have a job and a busy love life. Actually logging 23 hrs a day on Dreaming Portuguese right now with 1 hour left for masturbation.

@Uhhhhhh (recently ended) - Celebrated his 25th retirement from the thread by living in every Kendrick, Drake, and Kanye thread for weeks instead.

@nort (ongoing) - “I love my wife” didn’t last very long the second he got a chance to step outside. Used to post 75 times an hour, now those are texts to his gas station bimbo instead. Unreal L.