Do you think I would prefer our relationship to have turned sour.

Ariana Grande’s weight is estimated to be 105 lbs

Say a few ill test it out

Yes

im crying

he's skinnier than a woman who's smaller than him and has an eating disorder

Eskimo

Well, not exactament.

Goodbye

Wait i was joking

Like groceries?

Artist harshly condemning his family as bad weirdos when he shows up to the family get-togethers wasting away speaking like c3po is the funniest mental image

They have to be worried sick

@Extraterrestrial imagine how much less he weighs when he takes off his chastity cage

he needs some milk!

…

i want my @s 8

How many calories a day would you say you eat

crying

bro detests everything

Bro is operating under the same set of rules with which Seth “Funny Guy” Macfarlane writes jokes for Family Guy

he's just like me

They've mentioned I use way too many archaisms in everyday conversations.

You could turn the best family guy jokes into 3 panel comic strips ngl

I have no idea.

I genuinely don't.

That long-awaited BBC gonna pop artist like a balloon