luka isnt even in the game!!

skinny luka is playing

he's on the bench and we went on a 14-4 run!!

The american dream was still alive when he was working his first job!

benching Austin in 2025

Was about to hate on an asian but this facts made compliment then instead

He is fat he had to be taken out

Idk how old et is exactly but didn't he reach working age in the recession

ET was born just around the fall of ancient Rome.

he just checked back in

uh oh!!

worst customer I’ve had so far was this decrepit russian guy who I needed to point out the specific cigarettes he wanted. He then put the box in my face and said “SpecHal SeeLecht. You see? It says Right theere!”.

Repeated that about 4 times.

And although he’s my technically worst customer, I found him wildly amusing. This old russian guy felt it necessary to teach me english like I was in preschool.

average dedushka

He also REEKED and after checking him out he sorta just wandered around the store for 5 mins with an unlit cigarette in his mouth

We literally did not have participation trophies growing up. That s*** started directly after my age group. Like three of my friends got left back and had to repeat a grade cause they were redacted

Dude rocked

my fault

I remember finding them wildly patronizing as a kid

no one felt good about getting one of those

stop russian hate

Old people get so offended when you have to scan their ID too

That literally has nothing to do with the lack of work ethic we are talking about. I suffer from inflation, rising prices and housing much like the rest of you. If anything, worse since I am the one supporting multiple people and paying all my own s*** lol

Florida didn't have that

If you lost a game in PE the coach encouraged trash talking to teach people to handle competitive nature when they don't succeed

He would like hype the winning team up and make jokes about the people who lost