they perfected cookies dawg

like 3 decades ago

The boxes are small, shrinkflation

Also we have like 10-15 lemon ups and they’re so gross

Why do they make lemon ups. Nobody wants a lemon cookie

Ive only tried like 2 types ever

Every other type is really good. Lemon ups are the red headed stepchild

What??? Lemon >>>> chocolate, caramel, etc

have you tried the caramel delites ever

Highly disagree

Idk I tried the mint ones and another one

Nah they changed it from Samoas to be woke so we don’t buy those anymore

Samoas are the best tho

It goes Samoas, Thin Mints, then DoSiDos

I never paid attention to girl scout cookies

What's a dosido

They’re like Oreos except made out of oatmeal and peanut butter

so theyre not like oreos

Sounds fye

I mean same concept. Two cookies with filling in the middle of them

I remember learning that boy scouts had a big controversy about counselors raping the kids

And like it was bad and gross obviously

But the counselors were grown men taking other people's kids to the middle of the woods and had deep knowledge about how to tie knots

Like yeah you would be lucky if that didn't happen

what about the Toast-Yays!?

You basically laid the poor kids out on a silver platter for them

This is why I can’t send my kids anywhere cause of all the freaks