I dont do d**** or drink alcohol

It’s like when you say r e tard and someone gets offended because they have a Reta r ded family member, how was I supposed to know? And also, I obviously don’t mean it that way

having a lot of teeth wont help him on a 1 vs 1 fight tho

he can chew but its a short range weapon

I think an alligator would destroy you unless you ran away

i think i could win a fight against an alligator 1 vs 1 with only one hand

are crocodiles and alligators dinosaurs or did they just live with them

I think an alligator is faster than all of us

i read somewhere that if u kick him hard on the nose they become cowards

hell nah

they have 4 legs

How does that slow them down

They get tired super quick

Just don't do the dumb zig zag myth thing and run as fast as you can straight

they are not dinosaurs but the closest we have to them as of today besides birds that count as dinosaurs

The maximum speed of an alligator can reach up to 35 mph travel speeds on land.

2 > 4

basic math

ok steve irwin good to know

As someone with three legs, it does slow me down I guess

The maximum speed of an alligator can reach up to 35 mph travel speeds on land. That’s faster than Olympic gold medalist Usain Bolt’s world-record speed of 27.8 mph. However, alligator speed is all about short bursts. They’re sprinters, not long-distance runners, making their quick moves perfect for surprise attacks but not for endurance.

But unless it's like a really wild gator it's unlikely that they will chase you too far

They only attack because they view you as an easy meal (people fed them before) or they feel threatened

this what my freak dinosaur friend told me recently she is like an enciclopedia bout them

Pigeons being technical dinosaurs is brazy

who is the user itt that u would think an alligator would eat first

I love girls whos into weird stuff like that. Totally nerdy stuff

I feel like if you always carry a raw chicken around with you, that’s a pretty good way to distract an alligator if it becomes necessary

Like really you would have to be pretty stupid (approaching a gator when you don't know how to handle them) or very unlucky in some water to get attacked by an alligator most of the time

They aren't gonna just like jump up on land and chase you down

I feel like @KodakSpice would just stand there telling it he’s a clapbacker 💅 and then it just eats him

thats some american stuff right there. Stupidity