Lmfao I got his book for free from some free library

Tongues are fire

I hated them until I got with my ex

Then I was like oh they take care of themselves and just wanna lay in your face. Amazing.

I’m allergic lowkey but I want a kitten and a puppy at the same time

he left ktt to spend more time with the cat

We can only hope

Oh we’re talking about cats

good ending

Saw a cat with asthma on tiktok it was cute and sad asf at the same time

Sometimes I'm scared he took the double Decker bus to the clouds..

have u seen dwarf cats that can't grow big

same thing

Awww

purrp with a cat

s***appeal boost

what breed of puppy

According to my mother men with cats are gay / weird/ feminine / p****

Foolishness

I would like a Doberman tbh. Ion like small dogs

Yeah it’s a very uhh problematic and gross view and she’s like dead serious

real asf

not a proper dog experience unless theyre atleast corgi sized

Man wtf am I the only one getting an AI translation

I want a shih poo

My dad has a rott and like he was cute when he was a baby

Now he’s huge and drools SOOO much