fashion is just a bunch of rapists and homosexuals dressing like mos eisley aliens

Ok.

twigs is twigs: an ethereal, a celestal being, transcending us all in perfection, immaculateness, and beauty.

…

Remember when I said I would skip my next slanderous post?

Token cashed in

Why so.

None of them having f***ing eyebrows pisses me off so much

Listen.

purrp is purrp: an ethereal, a celestal being, transcending us all in perfection, immaculateness, and beauty.

One sacrum; two sacra.

In my case, both of my sacra hurt.

cult monsters

Nigga u just left me more confused

Tf any of this mean

They want to tell you that the gyms aren’t a dating environment

Do Not believe Them!

he's speaking like jay electronica

El hueso sacro.

See if u say it on spanish it makes more sense

Oh, I knew it would, darling.

My GOAT.

Bro harassing people at the gym

So many exposed thighs…

stealing @Hndrxx_Free moves

So far i have gotten:

0 dates
5 warnings about my conduct
15 sniffs on the machine after a baddie works their ass

this post is ridiculous

He looks cute with his glasses on.

I got a waifu’s number

Plot twist this is an excerpt from FP’s diary