True

But goddamn do I hate Love And Thunder so much 😭 😭

Im so sorry you had to see it

I still haven’t

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Dam now that I listened to this it is actually really nice gon ask her if she's ever played this

dead thread

Time to bring the thread

timeless banger

U got this

Will be easy
Just cut out the morning bagel
Could prolly shave another 200 cal but that alone will likely result in the 6 pack

How many calories are u eating a day right now

No clue
Ruff guess? 2200

Hmm. Seems pretty low for you.

Calculate how much u eat today

And if it's ur regular eating style then tht should give u ur closest maintenance calories

any amount of calories would seem low for you, you rotund jaba the f***ing hut.

Wanna hear a little thing

yes !

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I will never count my calories

My intake is measured in terms of bagels

Your so fat you gotta roll outta bed
Roll to the kitchen
Roll on a soapy towel to clean yourself

Gotcha

if sonic team decided to bring back chao gardens I think this would be perfect to soundtrack one of them

Damn OK

@Mmm_Hmm you got absolutely violated there

I think they should make a spinoff game where the chao does mundane things like holding down an office job

You can make decisions like to become a late night bar hopping alcoholic chao and getting into chao fights on the street and experimenting with chao d****

If you make the wrong decision too much the chao kills itself but if you keep your chao healthy and happy it grows over and has a little chao baby and the game starts over