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    @YungPapi @Prince @Uhhhhhh @Hndrxx_Free @KodakSpice

    GATHER AROUND KIDS, I GOT A STORY TO TELL

    Today at work. I was just chilling and minding my business on the register with my fellow cashiers, then one of my homies just walked away from his register to get his walkie talkie and then he was looking down the aisle where the candy and chips section was and he said:

    "DAMN"

    I looked at him confused like:

    "What about the walkie talkie that made him say "damn? "

    So I walked over to where he at and look at the walkie talkie and saw nothing wrong. Still confused and then

    BAMMMM

    I saw this 10/10, sexy, beautiful, and fit thicc black woman in her gym clothes like this.

    She had a nice long dark long hair, nice brown skin and eyes to mesmerize, fat ass and nice thighs

    I was looking at her stunned like

    All the fellow cashiers (even the manager) was like

    As soon as I saw her, my anxiety and blood went through the roof. I was shaking like I seen a ghost

    I have never simped this hard in a long time like FUCCCKKKKKKK

    So me and the fellow cashiers was observing her in the first aisle (where they had sunblock and all kinds of random s***) from very far away at the ATM machine.

    She couldn't tell that we was staring from far away. My homie on the left started looking through the TV next to the registers with security cameras that surrounding the stores like

    So her and her Mom came to registers the first time and she noticed that my fellow cashiers were looking at her, while I was busy with couple customers, but noticed she was hungry (so that gave her a cop out )

    They both went to the deli area of the store for a minute, but they didn't find anything to eat

    So they got in the line, and as I was working with customers. I was peeking at the corner of my left eye that she was coming close to the registers.

    Then as soon she made it to front of the line and my register was cleared out.

    I yelled out:

    "NEXT GUEST IN LINE!!! "

    But then I saw she seen my fellow cashier in front of me open and then she walked over there.

    So then I was like:

    Then I heard her hot southern voice with fine expression and look at me said:

    ARE YOU OPEN? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    DAWG, I WAS LIKE:

    I said Yes.

    Again, my anxiety was super high, but luckily I played off just talking my day at work. But mhmm, when I heard her speak.

    She just makes me wanna

    Funny enough, she made me sound even more MJ than my voice has ever been. I was simping deeply

    We talk for a good couple seconds andas I was getting ready to make the move, I completely hold myself back, because I knew deep down I wasn't gonna pull that and I felt I was out of her leagye

    But I wanted to shoot it badly, but I just know it probably won't work

    So I see pretty ass go and I was just like

    THE END

  • May 26, 2024

    TL:DR:

  • wey 🍎
    May 26, 2024
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    Kee

    @YungPapi @Prince @Uhhhhhh @Hndrxx_Free @KodakSpice

    GATHER AROUND KIDS, I GOT A STORY TO TELL

    Today at work. I was just chilling and minding my business on the register with my fellow cashiers, then one of my homies just walked away from his register to get his walkie talkie and then he was looking down the aisle where the candy and chips section was and he said:

    "DAMN"

    I looked at him confused like:

    "What about the walkie talkie that made him say "damn? "

    So I walked over to where he at and look at the walkie talkie and saw nothing wrong. Still confused and then

    BAMMMM

    I saw this 10/10, sexy, beautiful, and fit thicc black woman in her gym clothes like this.

    She had a nice long dark long hair, nice brown skin and eyes to mesmerize, fat ass and nice thighs

    I was looking at her stunned like

    All the fellow cashiers (even the manager) was like

    As soon as I saw her, my anxiety and blood went through the roof. I was shaking like I seen a ghost

    I have never simped this hard in a long time like FUCCCKKKKKKK

    So me and the fellow cashiers was observing her in the first aisle (where they had sunblock and all kinds of random s***) from very far away at the ATM machine.

    She couldn't tell that we was staring from far away. My homie on the left started looking through the TV next to the registers with security cameras that surrounding the stores like

    So her and her Mom came to registers the first time and she noticed that my fellow cashiers were looking at her, while I was busy with couple customers, but noticed she was hungry (so that gave her a cop out )

    They both went to the deli area of the store for a minute, but they didn't find anything to eat

    So they got in the line, and as I was working with customers. I was peeking at the corner of my left eye that she was coming close to the registers.

    Then as soon she made it to front of the line and my register was cleared out.

    I yelled out:

    "NEXT GUEST IN LINE!!! "

    But then I saw she seen my fellow cashier in front of me open and then she walked over there.

    So then I was like:

    Then I heard her hot southern voice with fine expression and look at me said:

    ARE YOU OPEN? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    DAWG, I WAS LIKE:

    I said Yes.

    Again, my anxiety was super high, but luckily I played off just talking my day at work. But mhmm, when I heard her speak.

    She just makes me wanna

    Funny enough, she made me sound even more MJ than my voice has ever been. I was simping deeply

    We talk for a good couple seconds andas I was getting ready to make the move, I completely hold myself back, because I knew deep down I wasn't gonna pull that and I felt I was out of her leagye

    But I wanted to shoot it badly, but I just know it probably won't work

    So I see pretty ass go and I was just like

    THE END

    Nah @Hndrxx_Free this dude worst than Frenchpress

  • May 26, 2024
    wey

    Nah @Hndrxx_Free this dude worst than Frenchpress

    I been down bad since I was born

  • Purrp 🌚
    May 26, 2024
    Kee

    @YungPapi @Prince @Uhhhhhh @Hndrxx_Free @KodakSpice

    GATHER AROUND KIDS, I GOT A STORY TO TELL

    Today at work. I was just chilling and minding my business on the register with my fellow cashiers, then one of my homies just walked away from his register to get his walkie talkie and then he was looking down the aisle where the candy and chips section was and he said:

    "DAMN"

    I looked at him confused like:

    "What about the walkie talkie that made him say "damn? "

    So I walked over to where he at and look at the walkie talkie and saw nothing wrong. Still confused and then

    BAMMMM

    I saw this 10/10, sexy, beautiful, and fit thicc black woman in her gym clothes like this.

    She had a nice long dark long hair, nice brown skin and eyes to mesmerize, fat ass and nice thighs

    I was looking at her stunned like

    All the fellow cashiers (even the manager) was like

    As soon as I saw her, my anxiety and blood went through the roof. I was shaking like I seen a ghost

    I have never simped this hard in a long time like FUCCCKKKKKKK

    So me and the fellow cashiers was observing her in the first aisle (where they had sunblock and all kinds of random s***) from very far away at the ATM machine.

    She couldn't tell that we was staring from far away. My homie on the left started looking through the TV next to the registers with security cameras that surrounding the stores like

    So her and her Mom came to registers the first time and she noticed that my fellow cashiers were looking at her, while I was busy with couple customers, but noticed she was hungry (so that gave her a cop out )

    They both went to the deli area of the store for a minute, but they didn't find anything to eat

    So they got in the line, and as I was working with customers. I was peeking at the corner of my left eye that she was coming close to the registers.

    Then as soon she made it to front of the line and my register was cleared out.

    I yelled out:

    "NEXT GUEST IN LINE!!! "

    But then I saw she seen my fellow cashier in front of me open and then she walked over there.

    So then I was like:

    Then I heard her hot southern voice with fine expression and look at me said:

    ARE YOU OPEN? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    DAWG, I WAS LIKE:

    I said Yes.

    Again, my anxiety was super high, but luckily I played off just talking my day at work. But mhmm, when I heard her speak.

    She just makes me wanna

    Funny enough, she made me sound even more MJ than my voice has ever been. I was simping deeply

    We talk for a good couple seconds andas I was getting ready to make the move, I completely hold myself back, because I knew deep down I wasn't gonna pull that and I felt I was out of her leagye

    But I wanted to shoot it badly, but I just know it probably won't work

    So I see pretty ass go and I was just like

    THE END

    The miles morales gif part took me out

    Ong we gon get you out the trenches and get your confidence back up

    She choose you gang!

  • May 26, 2024
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  • BM_ 🏴‍☠️
    May 26, 2024
    lioned

  • Nort 💫
    May 26, 2024
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    Kee

    @YungPapi @Prince @Uhhhhhh @Hndrxx_Free @KodakSpice

    GATHER AROUND KIDS, I GOT A STORY TO TELL

    Today at work. I was just chilling and minding my business on the register with my fellow cashiers, then one of my homies just walked away from his register to get his walkie talkie and then he was looking down the aisle where the candy and chips section was and he said:

    "DAMN"

    I looked at him confused like:

    "What about the walkie talkie that made him say "damn? "

    So I walked over to where he at and look at the walkie talkie and saw nothing wrong. Still confused and then

    BAMMMM

    I saw this 10/10, sexy, beautiful, and fit thicc black woman in her gym clothes like this.

    She had a nice long dark long hair, nice brown skin and eyes to mesmerize, fat ass and nice thighs

    I was looking at her stunned like

    All the fellow cashiers (even the manager) was like

    As soon as I saw her, my anxiety and blood went through the roof. I was shaking like I seen a ghost

    I have never simped this hard in a long time like FUCCCKKKKKKK

    So me and the fellow cashiers was observing her in the first aisle (where they had sunblock and all kinds of random s***) from very far away at the ATM machine.

    She couldn't tell that we was staring from far away. My homie on the left started looking through the TV next to the registers with security cameras that surrounding the stores like

    So her and her Mom came to registers the first time and she noticed that my fellow cashiers were looking at her, while I was busy with couple customers, but noticed she was hungry (so that gave her a cop out )

    They both went to the deli area of the store for a minute, but they didn't find anything to eat

    So they got in the line, and as I was working with customers. I was peeking at the corner of my left eye that she was coming close to the registers.

    Then as soon she made it to front of the line and my register was cleared out.

    I yelled out:

    "NEXT GUEST IN LINE!!! "

    But then I saw she seen my fellow cashier in front of me open and then she walked over there.

    So then I was like:

    Then I heard her hot southern voice with fine expression and look at me said:

    ARE YOU OPEN? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    DAWG, I WAS LIKE:

    I said Yes.

    Again, my anxiety was super high, but luckily I played off just talking my day at work. But mhmm, when I heard her speak.

    She just makes me wanna

    Funny enough, she made me sound even more MJ than my voice has ever been. I was simping deeply

    We talk for a good couple seconds andas I was getting ready to make the move, I completely hold myself back, because I knew deep down I wasn't gonna pull that and I felt I was out of her leagye

    But I wanted to shoot it badly, but I just know it probably won't work

    So I see pretty ass go and I was just like

    THE END

    leagues hardly exist if you got the sauce YOU SHOULDVE WENT FOR IT

  • Nort 💫
    May 26, 2024
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    Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy
    She thick in the hips, she a hippie
    And she thick in the lips, she gon' lick me
    And she sendin' a flick when she hit me
    With a kissy emoji, she miss me
    When she see me, she say she gon' strip me
    She gon' chew on this stick like it's Wrigley's
    Mm, yeah, believe it or not like Ripley's
    She said she was gay until I slayed, now she strictly d***ly
    As soon as she page, I'm on the way, and I be showin' up quickly
    On the highway, I'm doin' a hundred-and-fifty
    Like, I gotta get you up out of them Vickies, uh, like
    P**** so good, I just had an epiphany
    It's grippy and wet, you know I'm a vet, but you makin' me feel like a rookie
    How you make me tap out so swiftly?
    But I'm back for the second round victory
    I remember I saw you on Fifth Ave with your homies Sabrina and Tiffany
    I was thinkin' like, "Damn, your whole clique bad"
    But I wanted your body specifically, hmm
    Like, I'm tryna see how that glove gon' fit me, hmm
    Like, I wanna feel like I'm touchin' your kidneys, hmm
    Like, b****, I'ma send all your kids to Disney, hmm, hmm
    I'ma pay a lil' extra, make sure they meet Mickey, hmm
    She a what? She a what? She a grippy, huh

  • May 26, 2024
  • e t 🦃
    May 26, 2024
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    Nort

    Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy
    She thick in the hips, she a hippie
    And she thick in the lips, she gon' lick me
    And she sendin' a flick when she hit me
    With a kissy emoji, she miss me
    When she see me, she say she gon' strip me
    She gon' chew on this stick like it's Wrigley's
    Mm, yeah, believe it or not like Ripley's
    She said she was gay until I slayed, now she strictly d***ly
    As soon as she page, I'm on the way, and I be showin' up quickly
    On the highway, I'm doin' a hundred-and-fifty
    Like, I gotta get you up out of them Vickies, uh, like
    P**** so good, I just had an epiphany
    It's grippy and wet, you know I'm a vet, but you makin' me feel like a rookie
    How you make me tap out so swiftly?
    But I'm back for the second round victory
    I remember I saw you on Fifth Ave with your homies Sabrina and Tiffany
    I was thinkin' like, "Damn, your whole clique bad"
    But I wanted your body specifically, hmm
    Like, I'm tryna see how that glove gon' fit me, hmm
    Like, I wanna feel like I'm touchin' your kidneys, hmm
    Like, b****, I'ma send all your kids to Disney, hmm, hmm
    I'ma pay a lil' extra, make sure they meet Mickey, hmm
    She a what? She a what? She a grippy, huh

    The Disney bar

  • Nort 💫
    May 26, 2024
    e t

    The Disney bar

    mind you, he’s always been this bad

    people are just more willing to see it now

  • May 26, 2024
    Kee

    @YungPapi @Prince @Uhhhhhh @Hndrxx_Free @KodakSpice

    GATHER AROUND KIDS, I GOT A STORY TO TELL

    Today at work. I was just chilling and minding my business on the register with my fellow cashiers, then one of my homies just walked away from his register to get his walkie talkie and then he was looking down the aisle where the candy and chips section was and he said:

    "DAMN"

    I looked at him confused like:

    "What about the walkie talkie that made him say "damn? "

    So I walked over to where he at and look at the walkie talkie and saw nothing wrong. Still confused and then

    BAMMMM

    I saw this 10/10, sexy, beautiful, and fit thicc black woman in her gym clothes like this.

    She had a nice long dark long hair, nice brown skin and eyes to mesmerize, fat ass and nice thighs

    I was looking at her stunned like

    All the fellow cashiers (even the manager) was like

    As soon as I saw her, my anxiety and blood went through the roof. I was shaking like I seen a ghost

    I have never simped this hard in a long time like FUCCCKKKKKKK

    So me and the fellow cashiers was observing her in the first aisle (where they had sunblock and all kinds of random s***) from very far away at the ATM machine.

    She couldn't tell that we was staring from far away. My homie on the left started looking through the TV next to the registers with security cameras that surrounding the stores like

    So her and her Mom came to registers the first time and she noticed that my fellow cashiers were looking at her, while I was busy with couple customers, but noticed she was hungry (so that gave her a cop out )

    They both went to the deli area of the store for a minute, but they didn't find anything to eat

    So they got in the line, and as I was working with customers. I was peeking at the corner of my left eye that she was coming close to the registers.

    Then as soon she made it to front of the line and my register was cleared out.

    I yelled out:

    "NEXT GUEST IN LINE!!! "

    But then I saw she seen my fellow cashier in front of me open and then she walked over there.

    So then I was like:

    Then I heard her hot southern voice with fine expression and look at me said:

    ARE YOU OPEN? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    DAWG, I WAS LIKE:

    I said Yes.

    Again, my anxiety was super high, but luckily I played off just talking my day at work. But mhmm, when I heard her speak.

    She just makes me wanna

    Funny enough, she made me sound even more MJ than my voice has ever been. I was simping deeply

    We talk for a good couple seconds andas I was getting ready to make the move, I completely hold myself back, because I knew deep down I wasn't gonna pull that and I felt I was out of her leagye

    But I wanted to shoot it badly, but I just know it probably won't work

    So I see pretty ass go and I was just like

    THE END

    damn this story had everything

    Hope she comes back to the store i need a part 2 where u bag her with ur insane rizz

    @op @Camille new insane Kee lore just dropped

  • May 26, 2024
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    wey

    Nah @Hndrxx_Free this dude worst than Frenchpress

    he may seem more down bad but there wasnt no tight touching

    also he had self restrain at the end

    to me Frenchpress still the number 1 goon

  • May 26, 2024
    Nort

    leagues hardly exist if you got the sauce YOU SHOULDVE WENT FOR IT

    i know my fam Kee is a pretty ass dude u right

  • May 26, 2024
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    thread dead let me just post the best song released this month

  • May 26, 2024
    THEREALHNDRXXFREE

    thread dead let me just post the best song released this month

    !https://youtu.be/HC5oBBQg9q8

    Real.

  • May 26, 2024

    I detest you, Diddy.

  • May 26, 2024
    THEREALHNDRXXFREE

    he may seem more down bad but there wasnt no tight touching

    also he had self restrain at the end

    to me Frenchpress still the number 1 goon

    Agreed
    He’s dapper Dan
    I’m dirty Dan

  • Nort 💫
    May 26, 2024
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    just finished the slideshow for my sisters graduation party lets go yall

  • May 26, 2024
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    Nort

    just finished the slideshow for my sisters graduation party lets go yall

    Nort I'm sick

  • Nort 💫
    May 26, 2024
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    Bro0o0ses

    Nort I'm sick

    oh why

  • May 26, 2024
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    Nort

    oh why

    My immune system is weak I guess

    I swear I get sick like once a month

  • May 26, 2024
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    Bro0o0ses

    My immune system is weak I guess

    I swear I get sick like once a month

    May you get well soon, Bruises.

  • May 26, 2024
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    ARTIST HAWKINS

    May you get well soon, Bruises.

    Ty I feel like crap and still have 8 hours left for my shift

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