i love hating

More like Joe Butt-en

lol, just a joke. Sorry bro!

In

ET cameo

et in the schatt

I swear my manager just picks up the phone, asks “hello??” three or four times and then hangs up regardless of whether someone’s talking she pulls this stunt way too frequently for it to be real

Anyway. Another day, another 3 hours spent on job sites :work:

Any new hotties to stalk?

BIG 100

got a boo don’t need you

stand on business nort

let me go like the post now

Wanna start a private equity firm in like 5 years

this sounds eerily similar to the business decision offered to me last year before i found out it was a pyramid scheme

only if you name it “Early Bird”

Gyal talk

Why am I running the whole office when the gyals outnumber me 4:1

Dis is why job sites the new twitter for me

HCA is for the birds

you never told us you were a failed pimp

pick up a copy and thank me later