Dec 6, 2023·1 reply
PurrpI mean I just tell the truth I hate liars
Ok we still twins but you the pmf one. The Zack to my Cody
orangetcovid 👌🏿Dec 6, 2023frenchpressHe’s had 2 in 2023 alone. Bro was peeing blood
Omg
Dec 6, 2023orangetcovid😒
😅
- orangetcovid 👌🏿Dec 6, 2023
e tNobody knows how to cook these days man , you gon have to find yourself a boomer wife
- orangetcovid 👌🏿Dec 6, 2023
WESLEYS THEORYLast night I had an embarrassing situation come up
Let us know
- e t 👽Dec 6, 2023·5 replies
Apart from this one couple I know, I can’t remember the last time I went over for dinner to a friend’s house and they actually cooked it
- orangetcovid 👌🏿Dec 6, 2023xxxkiraxxx
Or just any non-western girl
- Dec 6, 2023·1 replye t
Apart from this one couple I know, I can’t remember the last time I went over for dinner to a friend’s house and they actually cooked it
air fryer curse is spreading to the boomers too 
Tubig 🌊Dec 6, 2023·1 replywassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
- Dec 6, 2023·1 reply
real murzik.
- Dec 6, 2023·edited·4 replies
After I workout at the gym, I like to smoke a joint at this park in my town before I go home and sleep.
I was at the park and this cop was doing a patrol around the park. I know he spotted me but he tried to be real subtle about it. Drove into the second parking lot about 200 feet away from the 1st parking lot and the covered area I was smoking under.
Approached me when I was almost done with my joint and asked to see my ID. I gave it to him without hesitation and just told him the truth. He basically gave me a small lecture about how it’s illegal to smoke weed in public but said he didn’t wanna write me up for it and just told me not to drive home.
He was cool, but I’m smart and this smelled like a potential setup for a DUI. So I begrudgingly called an Uber to get me back home to hang out for a couple of hours. Never smoking at that park again.
- Tubig 🌊Dec 6, 2023·1 replyWESLEYS THEORY· edited
After I workout at the gym, I like to smoke a joint at this park in my town before I go home and sleep.
I was at the park and this cop was doing a patrol around the park. I know he spotted me but he tried to be real subtle about it. Drove into the second parking lot about 200 feet away from the 1st parking lot and the covered area I was smoking under.
Approached me when I was almost done with my joint and asked to see my ID. I gave it to him without hesitation and just told him the truth. He basically gave me a small lecture about how it’s illegal to smoke weed in public but said he didn’t wanna write me up for it and just told me not to drive home.
He was cool, but I’m smart and this smelled like a potential setup for a DUI. So I begrudgingly called an Uber to get me back home to hang out for a couple of hours. Never smoking at that park again.
guy like me get high before the gym
Mmm Hmm 😆OPDec 6, 2023·1 replyxxxkiraxxxOr just any non-western girl
He's gonna have to become a passport bro
- Dec 6, 2023·1 reply
I take the ashwhahsghan and hit the gym
- orangetcovid 👌🏿Dec 6, 2023·1 replyMmm Hmm
He's so f***ed
I think it's hilarious that there's probably more niggas that know how to cook than women
- Mmm Hmm 😆OPDec 6, 2023·1 replyPurrp
Fym
Ur f***ed bro
- orangetcovid 👌🏿Dec 6, 2023
I'm trying my best to censor myself because
itt😭😭 - Tubig 🌊Dec 6, 2023·2 repliesWESLEYS THEORY
After I workout at the gym, I like to smoke a joint at this park in my town before I go home and sleep.
I was at the park and this cop was doing a patrol around the park. I know he spotted me but he tried to be real subtle about it. Drove into the second parking lot about 200 feet away from the 1st parking lot and the covered area I was smoking under.
Approached me when I was almost done with my joint and asked to see my ID. I gave it to him without hesitation and just told him the truth. He basically gave me a small lecture about how it’s illegal to smoke weed in public but said he didn’t wanna write me up for it and just told me not to drive home.
He was cool, but I’m smart and this smelled like a potential setup for a DUI. So I begrudgingly called an Uber to get me back home to hang out for a couple of hours. Never smoking at that park again.
talked myself out of 4 DUIs
Dec 6, 2023·1 replyTubigguy like me get high before the gym
If the cop pulled you over you'd just pick them and their car up and spin it on your finger before tossing it back to the station
- Dec 6, 2023·1 replyTubig
talked myself out of 4 DUIs
How did you do that
- Dec 6, 2023·1 reply
Water soooo good at night but if I drink too much of it I gotta wake up to pee
- Dec 6, 2023·1 replyfrenchpress
I take the ashwhahsghan and hit the gym
oosh gosh muash b4 the gym? 😳
- orangetcovid 👌🏿Dec 6, 2023·1 replye t
Apart from this one couple I know, I can’t remember the last time I went over for dinner to a friend’s house and they actually cooked it
Tbh I don't wanna eat at someone else's house. I be scared they wash they food in sink, wipe their culo and sprinkle it on the food for seasoning
- Dec 6, 2023!https://youtube.com/watch?v=0_a6o4zv9Ywxxxkiraxxx
oosh gosh muash b4 the gym? 😳
- Mmm Hmm 😆OPDec 6, 2023·1 replye t
Apart from this one couple I know, I can’t remember the last time I went over for dinner to a friend’s house and they actually cooked it
Bet they got it from the grocery store
And just heated it up
