im on that s*** every night lol

You’re a thot get me lit

this I just got out of.

love seeing my nails long.

there's this veggie we got in Nigeria called bitter leaf. probably just nigerian lettuce lol. but my dad used to rub that s*** on my fingers and then whop my fingers with a cane thinking it would make me stop all this while the nigga bites his nail to all the way to the cuticle

Lowkey legendary parent

ill post tonight

it's the fact that it never worked. after the whopping my hands sweating so I go wash it off or if he didn't let me wash it off I just licked it off in my room and kept going.

s*** is bringing back hella memories from my child hood

DJ Khaled
Ye
Fat Joe
Jadakiss
Mos Def
Busta Rhymes

I remember one day I cut off majority of my sisters hair. My mom was so pissed couldn't do anything so she said I should wait on my Dad. why when this nigga pulled up I ran out the house and just ran for hella miles not sure where I was going, I eventually found my way back and the whopping I got that day

cant remember why it was 36 but he specifically gave me 36 lashings. put spices on the cane to make it hurt more

probably the closest my dad and I ever been cause like couple mins after he came up confused at what he did telling me sorry

seeing a parent break down in front of you is hilarious

Damn bro why you cut your sisters hair off

the time my mom caught me watching "nicki minaj p***" and it was just a google search of sexy nicki minaj. this was 2 days after moving to america too.

never seen so much disappointment in someones face

i was a bad f***ing child bro

im sure it was a joke lol but she the most liked so probably hating

Lmfaooooo

Imagine moving to America with all your hopes and dreams and not 48 hours later your son is a coomer :​

in boarding school I used up all the fire extinguishers in my hallway just spraying random s***. got suspended for that and when I got home my punishment was to cut a field of grass no water bare hands with a cutlass for the 3 days

Real I was definitely spanking it to Nicki during The Pinkprint era

Her peak in terms of looks 🤤

Jesus man

This song is so hard

this was 2009/2010. the baddest hoes then were katy perry and nicki. maybe ri gaga and B. but you couldn't tell me katy perry was the finest woman in the world then.

the vid were her bra explodes with milk is probably something I came to numerous times

when my Dad stopped whopping me I knew he didn't care nomo. or maybe he got afraid of me

in college I mistakenly sent a message for my plug to my Dad

some how this nigga started tracking all my activities somehow. send me my text logs. driving location, who im calling