wanna go to the thrift store and get an ipod and just like download 20-30 albums like the old days
musics my favorite thing and i dont even appreciate it anymore
do it
lmao what are these bright ideas?
playing keys in g falseto
reporting you to sab
reporting you to sab
free me from this social media shackle
Just took a crap on your desk dawg what’s up????
when he's on his knees with underwear in his mouth and he goes "yo dawg man what's up?"
one time like 4 girls i was talking to on kik started a groupchat to confront me on my whoring activities and i had to block em all
I would’ve just played the room
Listening to any music at a restaurant off your phone is crazy
lmfaoooo i work there its just on a college campus so he was by himself
lmfaoooo i work there its just on a college campus so he was by himself
kanye stan by himself? checks out
kanye stan by himself? checks out
real. i just wanna keep in contact w my internet homies
other than that if u dont have my number its prob for a reason
damn I must be a creep
Ladies, you making a group chat about me?
4 of you is 13% of EVOL WESLEY
now what the hell does this mean
i drop a random tweet and a dump of pics on a finsta once every month but thats kinda it
one of the 7 likes everytime too
now what the hell does this mean
he talks like this but does a deep sigh as he plays marvin's room that same night by himself
So, I lost my virginity in 7th grade to my first meaningful girlfriend. We went to a performing arts school and at the time we both got casted in this winter ballet (men can do it too). Anyways, our school had two auditoriums, connected by a series of hallways. While I was preparing for our first show my then gf at the time texts me to meet her backstage of the other auditorium. I meet her there and we ended up.. y’know. So that’s happening and I end up getting a text from my teacher/director that my cue to hit the stage is in 2 mins and nobody can find me. So, we both stop what we’re doing and rush to put on our costumes, and make our way to the wings of the other auditorium. Here’s the problem: my situation was not going down and Im wearing tights. Im trying to tuck it into my waste band and hoping it goes unnoticed but it’s clearly visible for everyone to see but f*** it I gotta hit the stage. Y’all I performed the first act of this ballet with a very noticeable print. My entire family attended this show. My friends and teachers attended this show. To this day only a couple friends have brought it up to me but that was enough to convince me that everyone saw it.
So, I lost my virginity in 7th grade to my first meaningful girlfriend. We went to a performing arts school and at the time we both got casted in this winter ballet (men can do it too). Anyways, our school had two auditoriums, connected by a series of hallways. While I was preparing for our first show my then gf at the time texts me to meet her backstage of the other auditorium. I meet her there and we ended up.. y’know. So that’s happening and I end up getting a text from my teacher/director that my cue to hit the stage is in 2 mins and nobody can find me. So, we both stop what we’re doing and rush to put on our costumes, and make our way to the wings of the other auditorium. Here’s the problem: my situation was not going down and Im wearing tights. Im trying to tuck it into my waste band and hoping it goes unnoticed but it’s clearly visible for everyone to see but f*** it I gotta hit the stage. Y’all I performed the first act of this ballet with a very noticeable print. My entire family attended this show. My friends and teachers attended this show. To this day only a couple friends have brought it up to me but that was enough to convince me that everyone saw it.
Long post lmao
I’d just weaponize my poo since she’s blocking the bathroom. Take a s*** right there on the floor. Give her some material for her own therapy.
man!!
So, I lost my virginity in 7th grade to my first meaningful girlfriend. We went to a performing arts school and at the time we both got casted in this winter ballet (men can do it too). Anyways, our school had two auditoriums, connected by a series of hallways. While I was preparing for our first show my then gf at the time texts me to meet her backstage of the other auditorium. I meet her there and we ended up.. y’know. So that’s happening and I end up getting a text from my teacher/director that my cue to hit the stage is in 2 mins and nobody can find me. So, we both stop what we’re doing and rush to put on our costumes, and make our way to the wings of the other auditorium. Here’s the problem: my situation was not going down and Im wearing tights. Im trying to tuck it into my waste band and hoping it goes unnoticed but it’s clearly visible for everyone to see but f*** it I gotta hit the stage. Y’all I performed the first act of this ballet with a very noticeable print. My entire family attended this show. My friends and teachers attended this show. To this day only a couple friends have brought it up to me but that was enough to convince me that everyone saw it.
Performing arts school?
Fella were you on Victorious?
So, I lost my virginity in 7th grade to my first meaningful girlfriend. We went to a performing arts school and at the time we both got casted in this winter ballet (men can do it too). Anyways, our school had two auditoriums, connected by a series of hallways. While I was preparing for our first show my then gf at the time texts me to meet her backstage of the other auditorium. I meet her there and we ended up.. y’know. So that’s happening and I end up getting a text from my teacher/director that my cue to hit the stage is in 2 mins and nobody can find me. So, we both stop what we’re doing and rush to put on our costumes, and make our way to the wings of the other auditorium. Here’s the problem: my situation was not going down and Im wearing tights. Im trying to tuck it into my waste band and hoping it goes unnoticed but it’s clearly visible for everyone to see but f*** it I gotta hit the stage. Y’all I performed the first act of this ballet with a very noticeable print. My entire family attended this show. My friends and teachers attended this show. To this day only a couple friends have brought it up to me but that was enough to convince me that everyone saw it.
r/thathappened
Performing arts school?
Fella were you on Victorious?
nort another statistic in dan's heinous crimes it seems