long monday longer than my johnson
i bring the action but dont call me
bronson
u ugly, u must be ur moms son
ktt prison f***, im locked in
she takes my sausage as a hostage
eat it like a omelette
chug a truly now im lit

secondself? you wont have a second left
go back to secondlife
dont second guess yourself

IM A RAPPER BRO

get of my d***
you f*** dominispic
i'm so sick when I blast this blic

i love the bathroom flo'
she gimme head i want mo'
nort is a b****, he a damn ho
i bring the magic like orlando
no panties, she commando
i change my flow like the channel

lord Jesus that was exhausting
deliver us cause this s*** is costing

I'm bout tuh
I'm bout tuh
I'm bout tuh

Yea
Ey Wesley
This the last time I'll make you think you got the best of me
I'm sorry in advanced for what ur bout to see
No apologies my rhymes are higher than astronomy
Ur don't want beef with me I'll have u roamin like pastrami
My raps harder than two day old baguettes
But the sht u seeing now ain't even my best
I'm not even trying like drivers typing texts
My hidden skills would have u crying like the Mets
Even tho Dave is ur ally tht nigga not even a threat
Whole day he was swatting flies
He didn't know he was swatting his pets

Bruh that gif is a first ballot hall of famer for what it did during the early years of the internet

reads like every single post 2016 drake verse

u f***in with a worm from the nola
you thinkin i'm dirty? thought i told ya
i'm cleaner than both scully and mulder
i'm so extra-terrestrial by how i fold her
sexfiles no x-files
f*** my ex rough like textiles
clean up in the 10th isle
i got her wet like shower tiles

Here’s the thing, I know you gonna see this/
But I gotta ask this serous question, will be able to read this?/

The “I” was missing from serious because I’m in a different league/
I know one thing for sure, U not beating me/
Kendrick ain’t my Dad, he just paved some big steps/
Only thing your bars are doing is making you look like you have Tourette’s/

Dave ain’t munching me, me and him go back to back arguing about Drake/
I’m not you, ET or Camille popping each others a******s about some snippets from Ye/

Extraterrestrial, but the only thing you are is extra/
Should get an account on lipstick alley, only thing you running is mascara/

Yeah I got 4 different alts and everybody knows them all/
You not even good on the one account, pass somebody else the ball/

Favorite bars I’ve written so far today

Sounds just like a Drake verse

Checkmate

i'm cleaner than both scully and mulder
i'm so extra-terrestrial by how i fold her
sexfiles no x-files

this hard

Make it stop

DAMN! u thought those bars were hard?
yo b**** is ran thru more than a 90s car
that was used as a rental
in her mouth like dental
them shower tiles look like sahara
me? im like dwayne carter
u? u like deadbeat father
ktt martyr
addicted to mcdonalds
shoving objects in your cockhole
no sandbox, u just a damn thot

say sike rn
you talking spicy, ho
im rapping good rn
you rapping silly bro

put the phone down pal and take a HIKE
i ate up the verse, munched on it Like…. 🙄

Ur don't want beef with me I'll have u roamin like pastrami
My raps harder than two day old baguettes

I’m dying at these Action Bronson bars

please, please, make it stop
Drake just dropped another flop
For All The Pigs because it's slop
headed to the bottom from the top

The guy with ghost face voice?

Loool

Never heard any of his stuff tbh

no sike right now
im ight right now
i bite right now
u might crash out
b**** wet, shamwow
like damn now
im in my mood kachow
so go take a shower
fore i chop ur head off, austin powers

i am not topping this today

austin powers didnt DO that

he was bald

Fr? Interesting